The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[Tommy Chong]

My youngest lad had a modern version of Cinderella and when the Prince asks her to marry him, her reply is " only after I`ve got to know you better "

Needless to say, it went straight in the bin.

I know there's a version of Red Riding Hood somewhere, where after eating and dressing up like the grandmother, the big bad wolf manages to escape.

We then go forward a couple of months, and he's sitting at a dressing table combing his hair in the mirror, still dressed up in the grandmothers dress and nightgown.

His missus comes into the room and says: 'AG! You ate that chick months ago! How much longer are you going to stay dressed up like that??'

He bellows back at her: 'AS LONG AS IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!!!'