The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[Tommy Chong]

My youngest lad had a modern version of Cinderella and when the Prince asks her to marry him, her reply is " only after I`ve got to know you better "

Needless to say, it went straight in the bin.

I know there's a version of Red Riding Hood somewhere, where after eating and dressing up like the grandmother, the big bad wolf manages to escape.

We then go forward a couple of months, and he's sitting at a dressing table combing his hair in the mirror, still dressed up in the grandmothers dress and nightgown.

His missus comes into the room and says: 'AG! You ate that chick months ago! How much longer are you going to stay dressed up like that??'

He bellows back at her: 'AS LONG AS IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!!!'

 

[Milk]

 

[Milk]

 

[Kurt.]

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The hero we need…. Yet don’t deserve

 

[Toffeeslam]

Emotional support animals, like these cats:

Accept that it would be less stressful in a maximum security prison surrounded by criminals than it would be at Goodison.

Not a prison in Springfield Ohio then

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[Street end man]

 

[COYBL25]

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[Lao]

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And there isn’t one where there should be - Goodwyn’s

 

[Ring master]

Wait for the man at the end feeling a bit light headed

 

[Rich1878]

Wait for the man at the end feeling a bit light headed

Looks like a young Tarkowski

 

[Kurt.]

 

[Cels]

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[Bluebonic]