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The Celtic View
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True story....
Mate was working on Sunlight Street off Belmont Rd (opposite Panorama Kitchens) gets in his van to drive to next job and one of the local brass came up to his window...
Wanna suck for a tenner lad?
Ye what?
Do you want a suck for a tenner?
Mate starts laughing and says "I've only got abaar 6 quid girl, have to give it a miss today, sorry"
Brass thinks for a second and replies "Ok, I'll do it for the 6 quid but you can't come in my mouth"
He spent the £6 at Maccies instead
I would have whipped out my quarter pounder with cheese...
Me and a mate were walking near Falkener Sq back in the 90s, heard a noise up one of the back alleys and looked over as you do. One of the local brasses was getting out of a Ford Sierra and pulling her undies up in one move.True story....
Mate was working on Sunlight Street off Belmont Rd (opposite Panorama Kitchens) gets in his van to drive to next job and one of the local brass came up to his window...
Wanna suck for a tenner lad?
Ye what?
Do you want a suck for a tenner?
Mate starts laughing and says "I've only got abaar 6 quid girl, have to give it a miss today, sorry"
Brass thinks for a second and replies "Ok, I'll do it for the 6 quid but you can't come in my mouth"
He spent the £6 at Maccies instead
She clocks us and goes 'hang on lads, be with yers in a sec..'
We got on our toes like Usain Bolt.
Rita_Poon
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Who got to her first?
Glad I had my Air Max on, that's all I'll say...
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
'Just do it', right?
Mate had Reebok 'Pump' - make of that what you will.
Vintage
Player Valuation: £60m
Rumour has it he's still getting sucked off to this day
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Eloquently put as always, Thomas.True story....
Mate was working on Sunlight Street off Belmont Rd (opposite Panorama Kitchens) gets in his van to drive to next job and one of the local brass came up to his window...
Wanna suck for a tenner lad?
Ye what?
Do you want a suck for a tenner?
Mate starts laughing and says "I've only got abaar 6 quid girl, have to give it a miss today, sorry"
Brass thinks for a second and replies "Ok, I'll do it for the 6 quid but you can't come in my mouth"
He spent the £6 at Maccies instead
Oh, and on this Saturday night, just remember, lads:
Don't overexert yourself... Remember to chillax every now and then.
That happened a few years ago in the town where I work, it was an old disused railway bridge. They ended up having to take the bridge down after the structural damage.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Here's a true story from my misbegotten youth days:
Back in my varsity days, I had a mate who was studying to be a structural engineer...
He was also a filthy party animal! He used to come pick me up on the weekends, and we would go out club and pub hopping and get absolutely SMASHED!
He would drop me off at home in a state, and every weekend my mar would be there, and you could see did not approve! If looks could kill...
Eventually, one weekend, she had enough and decided to give me an earful!
'That mate of yours is a bad influence! Every weekend it's the same bloody story!'
'Awwww ma, we're just lads having a bit of fun. What's wrong with that?'
'But every weekend you get sloshed out of your mind!!! Do you have to?!? If that mate of yours jumped off of a bridge, would you follow him, FFS?!?!'
So in my sloshed state, the only answer that came to my mind was: 'Mar, he's studying to be a structural engineer. If he jumped off of a bridge, I'd have to assume that the structural integrity of the bridge has been compromised, so I'd have no choice BUT to follow him!'
She went redder than a tomato, and let me tell you, the slap I got sobered me up one time!
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NeilMorepies
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