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The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread
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Bacon makes everything better. A holiday tip for manly men and the women who love them.
rylojr
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Was buzzing off this - an arl clip from "The Cook Report". Here is Cook and his camera crew getting filled in by a baldy madman in a bad suit, wildly swinging a lead bar. RAAAARRRRGGHH!
It's the youtube comments that made me ache with laughter:
Hit me with your rhythm stick ,its nice to be a lunatic
That bar was the only thing that wasn't a plastic replica in that antique shop.
Mr. Harris invited me to step outside to talk things through. But his means of communication proved to be, a metal bar. This could have been strait from Monty Python’s Flying Circus. The British are masters of the understatement.
He barred him from his shop
He was also prosecuted for false advertising. The sign in his shop clearly said no breakages.
The change from to goofy voice to Wolverine was fun.
It's the youtube comments that made me ache with laughter:
Hit me with your rhythm stick ,its nice to be a lunatic
That bar was the only thing that wasn't a plastic replica in that antique shop.
Mr. Harris invited me to step outside to talk things through. But his means of communication proved to be, a metal bar. This could have been strait from Monty Python’s Flying Circus. The British are masters of the understatement.
He barred him from his shop
He was also prosecuted for false advertising. The sign in his shop clearly said no breakages.
The change from to goofy voice to Wolverine was fun.
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
"Bravest camera crew ever, run like hell and let Cook take the beating, some say the sound recordist shaved 18 seconds off Roger Banisters 4 minute mile"
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Roger Cook. 81 years old. Remember 'the Cook report' fondly.
Cook was described in the British press as "nemesis in a leisure shirt", "a cross between Meatloaf and the Equaliser", "the bravest/most beaten-up journalist in Britain" and "The Taped Crusader".
TV gold.
Cook was described in the British press as "nemesis in a leisure shirt", "a cross between Meatloaf and the Equaliser", "the bravest/most beaten-up journalist in Britain" and "The Taped Crusader".
TV gold.
Try googling cook report on John Victor Owen. He was a local councillor, town mayor, county mayor etc around here and was corrupt as anything… he once bought a horses field that hadn’t been touched for years.. 18 months later there was a brand new Iceland store and car park on it. Anyhow, he wangled planning permission to build a very large house on the mountain near here… planning permission there was unheard of due to there being remains of an old Bronze Age settlement etc… Cook and his team came to an expose on him and turned up at the half built house … all you could see was lads legging it across the fields… they were all signing on and he was paying them all cash in hand
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
The day Roger learned "no means no".
I remember reading a book, think it was Freddy Foreman’s from when he was on the run in Spain for the Brinks Matt job… he says something about lying on his bed relaxing when he heard a loud noise getting closer and closer.. he ran to the window and it was Cook hanging out of a helicopter outside his hotel bedroom window
Milk
Udderly delicious
Try googling cook report on John Victor Owen. He was a local councillor, town mayor, county mayor etc around here and was corrupt as anything… he once bought a horses field that hadn’t been touched for years.. 18 months later there was a brand new Iceland store and car park on it. Anyhow, he wangled planning permission to build a very large house on the mountain near here… planning permission there was unheard of due to there being remains of an old Bronze Age settlement etc… Cook and his team came to an expose on him and turned up at the half built house … all you could see was lads legging it across the fields… they were all signing on and he was paying them all cash in hand
He was a boy ….
A well-known businessman and councillor has died at the age of 73
John Victor Owen from Holyhead passed away following a short illness
As crooked as they comeHe was a boy ….
A well-known businessman and councillor has died at the age of 73
John Victor Owen from Holyhead passed away following a short illnesswww.dailypost.co.uk
carlos21
KING OF REP
Hiya blu hope you are well tonight.