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The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread
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I’ve found Pickford‘s replacement.
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
The Joker
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Settle down to watch a sci fi film. Stunning opening visuals of a space scene to a back drop of folk rock music. I start to recognise it.
'"Its a bad choice it doesn't go" says the missus.
"I like it, it's different, less predictable to the usual," I reply. I shazam the track.
"No it just doesn't go."
"Its flogging molly- I knew I recognised it. I have this album."
Another song follows the opening scenes. I'm reminded of the film Sunshine with the band 'I am Kloot' and Silent running with 'Joan Baez' providing the music.
A third song begins - still flogging Molly - two characters are beginning to talk silently behind the music. We are 9 minutes into the film.
"Its odd the music is over this" says the missus.
"Its mood music it makes you imagine the dialogue. Its arty" I reply, enjoying it.
It continues a bit longer than feels right. 10 minutes.
I get suspicious.
I check my phone.
It's only somehow connected to the sodding bluetooth soundbar and started playing my music library at the exact same time the film started!
I truly am losing the plot.
'"Its a bad choice it doesn't go" says the missus.
"I like it, it's different, less predictable to the usual," I reply. I shazam the track.
"No it just doesn't go."
"Its flogging molly- I knew I recognised it. I have this album."
Another song follows the opening scenes. I'm reminded of the film Sunshine with the band 'I am Kloot' and Silent running with 'Joan Baez' providing the music.
A third song begins - still flogging Molly - two characters are beginning to talk silently behind the music. We are 9 minutes into the film.
"Its odd the music is over this" says the missus.
"Its mood music it makes you imagine the dialogue. Its arty" I reply, enjoying it.
It continues a bit longer than feels right. 10 minutes.
I get suspicious.
I check my phone.
It's only somehow connected to the sodding bluetooth soundbar and started playing my music library at the exact same time the film started!
I truly am losing the plot.
Kinda sums them up in one post, in their haste to attach themselves to everything they unfortunately detach their brain simultaneously.
I ordered Coca Cola and they substituted Lilt. FFS. I didn't think that they even made that stuff any more. Good for washing the big I suppose.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
A Priest a Rabbit and a Minister go into a bar. The barman asks the rabbit what he wants. The rabbit says 'I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect'.