The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread



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lol Ive been stung 3 times in my life the 1st time when younger and somehow had a wasp in my school Trousers that stung me right next to my crown Jewells - how it got in and even missed the Jewell's i dont know, but wow did i scream at that point with the pain lol
2nd time i woke up with one hanging out my arm, and just shoved it off
and 3rd time i stood on one the rare time in the past we had a carpet in Bathroom - didnt know it was there like
 
lol Ive been stung 3 times in my life the 1st time when younger and somehow had a wasp in my school Trousers that stung me right next to my crown Jewells - how it got in and even missed the Jewell's i dont know, but wow did i scream at that point with the pain lol
2nd time i woke up with one hanging out my arm, and just shoved it off
and 3rd time i stood on one the rare time in the past we had a carpet in Bathroom - didnt know it was there like

Whilst out running last year, I got stung by a wasp on the back of my thigh.

I don`t know whether it was because my leg was pumped up, due to running, but it destroyed a big patch of the skin on the back of my thigh. It was like all the area surrounding the sting site just died. It was painful for weeks and itchy as hell.
 

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lol Ive been stung 3 times in my life the 1st time when younger and somehow had a wasp in my school Trousers that stung me right next to my crown Jewells - how it got in and even missed the Jewell's i dont know, but wow did i scream at that point with the pain lol
2nd time i woke up with one hanging out my arm, and just shoved it off
and 3rd time i stood on one the rare time in the past we had a carpet in Bathroom - didnt know it was there like
I can sympathize with you RM, when I was seven I was at my Gran's in Leeds playing street football in shorts and actually got stung right on the bell lol not funny at the time, I was taken to St James's hospital and not only had to get held down by about 5 folk due to my fear of needles but also had to contend with the fact that Jimmy Saville might have been on dutylol
Due to the swelling I was at my gran"s for about 2 weeks and was off school which was the only good thing about it.
If only they could have kept the swelling I'd have been legendary it was like a 'kin balloon.
 

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