The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[canuckblue]

Ironically I don’t even think Moyes would go near her

Rooney would.

 

[Toast]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Zezti]

 

[Socrates]

WARNING!! SCAM ALERT

Keep an eye out for these two women. They're hanging around in Sainsbury’s Supermarket in alder Hills , Poole and when you are putting your bags into the car they approach you asking for a lift to McDonald's.
These girls are very convincing and quite attractive!
Once in your car one of them takes her clothes off while getting on top of you to distract you while the other takes your wallet.
I've had my wallet stolen now on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th, twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow.
Sainsbury’s have wallets for sale for £3.99 but I've found some in Primark for only £1.49 so have bought 4. Also, you never actually make it to McDonalds so I've also lost 11lbs

 

[cronullasharks]

 

[summerisle]

 

[dublinbluenose]

Traffic reporter questions his own existence in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Toast]

 

[Wizard]

Traffic reporter questions his own existence in the grand scheme of things.

This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a long while. Love this guy

 

[Wizard]

 

[longers]

This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a long while. Love this guy

Its all scripted unfortunately

 

[Wizard]

Its all scripted unfortunately

Ah balls. Still very funny though and he makes very valid points

 

[Drumblue]

 

[Cels]

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Well... he's not wrong.

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