The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

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[LinekersLegs]

 

[ArtetaMoney]

New webbz boxed for crimbo

 

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[The Celtic View]

I’m calling fake, just one of those ducolex can [Poor language removed] you up massively if you haven’t drunk tons of water for 24 hours before hand (as advised). I took one a couple years ago without drinking lots of water beforehand and was in agony and cold sweats for hours… horrific stuff. An entire packet of them and you’d be straight to hospital in serious condition.

Years ago I had to go into hospital to get a camera up my bum, and another one down my throat. Well I hope it was another one! Anyway I wasnt to eat anything for 24 hours before it, and I had to mix this stuff with water, I think it was called Klean Prep, and take that alone.

A short time after taking that the only way I can describe the experience is, there was a Tsunami of liquid Scheidt cascading out of my Aris at a velocity I hope I never experience again.

 

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[summerisle]

 

[Tipp blue]

Have you seen the film constipation?
No
Oh yea it hasn't come out yet.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Years ago I had to go into hospital to get a camera up my bum, and another one down my throat. Well I hope it was another one! Anyway I wasnt to eat anything for 24 hours before it, and I had to mix this stuff with water, I think it was called Klean Prep, and take that alone.

A short time after taking that the only way I can describe the experience is, there was a Tsunami of liquid Scheidt cascading out of my Aris at a velocity I hope I never experience again.

Reminds me of the time I had a camera shoved up my little fella and in to my bladder. I stupidly declined the general anaesthetic and went for the local one which did hardly anything.

 

[orly]

Reminds me of the time I had a camera shoved up my little fella and in to my bladder. I stupidly declined the general anaesthetic and went for the local one which did hardly anything.

Any streams?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Any streams?

I had the option to view it as it happened. I went with closing my eyes and grinding my teeth instead.

 

[Methuselah]

I had a CT scan (or MRI) (can't remember which.) on my bowel. Before the procedure, the nurse said I had to drink this large jug of water, must have been about 2 pints. It took me ages but I finally finished it. When the nurse came back she said she had forgotten to mix some powder in, so I had to drink another couple of pints.

 

[alwaysblue]

I had the option to view it as it happened. I went with closing my eyes and grinding my teeth instead.

I hope you didn't get stung for the DVD in the gift shop afterwards!