The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[JimmyJeffers]

She hasn’t lost him, he’s legged it !

He’s hiding in the crypto thread love

 

[mezzrow]

when I taught beginners, I got paid for each and every minute. When they were this far off pitch, I would stop them and check the horn. Then I would check their hearing.

Really. This immediately came to mind.

 

[LostLegend]

 

[Methuselah]

Off pitch sounds hurt my ears. The reaction by the man at the keyboard was exactly right. Might as well have been fingernails on a chalkboard. I don't have perfect pitch but that literally was pain to my ears.

He went to the Les Dawson school of music.

 

[summerisle]

 

[miami]

That sounds almost as bad as the 2017 movie I watched called the velocipastor. Yes, you guessed it; When a pastor turns into a velociraptor! It's purely tongue in cheek, but it is so bad, it's almost good.

 

[trueblue84]

That sounds almost as bad as the 2017 movie I watched called the velocipastor. Yes, you guessed it; When a pastor turns into a velociraptor! It's purely tongue in cheek, but it is so bad, it's almost good.

At least the altar boys would've been safer.

 

[LostLegend]

Watch to the end

 

[verreauxi]

when I taught beginners, I got paid for each and every minute. When they were this far off pitch, I would stop them and check the horn. Then I would check their hearing.

Really. This immediately came to mind.

They are a perfect and consistent half-step off. That's talent!

 

[Baines' left foot]

This is probably not very funny to anyone else, but I need a new PC headset and this slogan from a product on Amazon caught me off guard.

 

[mezzrow]

They are a perfect and consistent half-step off. That's talent!

Nobody had an ear like Jo Stafford. She was extraordinary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_and_Darlene_Edwards

 

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[Methuselah]

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I remember that coming out. I think it was just after I hung my boots up!

 

[Toast]

 

[4737carlin]