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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Apparently this has been around for a couple years but I'd never seen it...the other half got me with it about an hour ago. Letting all the men know, so you can flip the script on them. Avenge me...
Milk
Udderly delicious
A beautiful woman walked up to the bar in a rural pub
She gestured alluringly to the barman to come over
She seductively beckoned him closer until they were almost face to face.
She gently caressed his beard
”Are you the manager?” She asked softly running her fingers down his cheeks
”Actually no” the barman admitted
”Can you get him for me?” She whispered whilst running her hands in to his hair. “I really need to speak to him”
“I’m afraid he’s not here” croaked the barman “Is there anything I can do to help?”
“Yes, I need you to give him a message” and as she said this, she ran a couple of fingers down and in to his mouth allowing him to gently nibble and suck on them.
“What should I tell him?” Stammered the flustered barman
”Tell him” she breathed “that there’s no toilet paper, soap or towels in the ladies …”
She gestured alluringly to the barman to come over
She seductively beckoned him closer until they were almost face to face.
She gently caressed his beard
”Are you the manager?” She asked softly running her fingers down his cheeks
”Actually no” the barman admitted
”Can you get him for me?” She whispered whilst running her hands in to his hair. “I really need to speak to him”
“I’m afraid he’s not here” croaked the barman “Is there anything I can do to help?”
“Yes, I need you to give him a message” and as she said this, she ran a couple of fingers down and in to his mouth allowing him to gently nibble and suck on them.
“What should I tell him?” Stammered the flustered barman
”Tell him” she breathed “that there’s no toilet paper, soap or towels in the ladies …”
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