Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
May I suggest instead of z cars we go with R Kelly's I believe I can Fly crooned by Siggurdson from the halfway line.I, for one, am suitably inspired after watching Alli sit there like Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite, telling our Carra and the presenter how he's going to kick a football over that mountain at the 2026 World Cup.
There's your team talk for Sunday, lads.
On the big screen, Farhad touches his heart and looks up mouthing, "this ones for you Bill."
12th man guaranteed.