The return of David Moyes

[windymiller]

We don't.

But many of our fans remember the big club that we used to be, if that helps.

In case you haven't realised we haven't won a trophy for 30 years. We must be more patient than a 40 year old virgin.

We yearn for the Moyes type era when we got in to Europe finishing "the best of the rest".

These days both the football club and many of our fans dream of "17th".

We do.

We have the self-esteem paradox. If someone compares us to West Ham, for example. You'll see fifty posts banging on about how we're a much bigger club.

You'll also see fifty posts, some from the same people who earnestly explained why we are so much better than West Ham, telling us that we couldn't possibly compete with West Ham and that a draw at home against them should be considered a great achievement.

As I have stated already we are now the divisions meme club. In that context David Moyes makes complete sense. I'm only surprised it wasn't Wayne Rooney.

 

[Clarky cat]

Remember when Zouma volleyed a cat and Moyes defended him.

Terrible, that.

Cats are knobheads mate. If Moyes can get these players kicking cats on target then you’ll love him again.

Ps I do not condone animal cruelty in any form

 

[windymiller]

Is that the one with the girl putting the spare ball up her skirt, the teenage me rather enjoyed that.... As did the Kleenex company

That's the one.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I hope he says Everton is his home.

So I can get the quotes when he said West Ham was his home and call him out as a two timer.

Typical Bad London Tory with a second home. Ffs.

 

[moyeslovechild]

Explain.

What evidence is there to suggest this?
Got hounded out of West Ham 6 months ago for playing your football

Hounded out is a stretch.. a lie tbh. A lot of Hammers fans wanted him to stay and there was a contract on the table at one point

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Cats are knobheads mate

You've got cat in your name!!!






I know brass eye.

 

[Neiler]

 

[pfim]

I hope he says Everton is his home.

So I can get the quotes when he said West Ham was his home and call him out as a two timer.

To be fair, it's quite the commute both ways. Of course he's moving.

 

[bluestevon]

Lad these kids got wall to wall websites, websites for porn, apps for tail, apps for brass, apps for STDs.

We had to hope to find a rag mag shoved in a hedge and maybe a 5minutes nipple at midnight on the freeview.




GIVE MOYES A 7 YEAR CONTRACT

Remember my mate finding a suitcase full of rag mags on a field when he was about 16 - don't think even the stuck together pages in some stopped him thinking he'd won the lottery

 

[pfim]

I don't think we need players that badly.

 

[matty1878]

Excited? Yes, a little bit, should be a great few months on here.

Oh you mean Everton?

Nar, not really, we are realistically about 5 years away from being where we need to be, so I do struggle with motivation.

Give me safe in March for once, then lets take it from there.

Is Moyes able to do that? Who knows, we find out together.

risk either way goat

i mean im “meh” like the rest

but what can we do

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Can him after the season and I won't be arsed. File under Fat Sam junior.

 

[bluestevon]

That's the one.

Showing my age now aren't I )

 

[matty1878]

I don't think we need players that badly.

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[GrandOldTeam]

Typical Bad London Tory with a second home. Ffs.

He said Cameron was better than Corbyn