The Royston Rumour

[Basil Fawlty]

Someone said his mrs had asked for a divorce. That would fit.

Makes sense mate. I hope he can get his head together soon as he gives us the unexpected. Not many in our 1st team you can say that about lately. Has he got kids?

 

[chicoazul]

Someone said his mrs had asked for a divorce. That would fit.

I've heard that too so understandable. They've got kids haven't they? Hope they sort it out.

 

[billycopper]

I've heard that too so understandable. They've got kids haven't they? Hope they sort it out.

Apparently they've got three young kids. He was shagging around with a Playboy model in Spain. Maybe he's been caught out once too often?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Ouch. Devastating really that.

 

[chicoazul]

Apparently they've got three young kids. He was shagging around with a Playboy model in Spain. Maybe he's been caught out once too often?

Hadn't heard that bit like. Have you been searching through his wheelie bin mate ffs?

 

[billycopper]

Hadn't heard that bit like. Have you been searching through his wheelie bin mate ffs?

Nothing but dirty nappies in there!

 

[chicoazul]

Nothing but dirty nappies in there!

Which poses a good question: what do you reckon you'd find in R R Drenthe's wheelie bin if you were to check it?

This one's open to the audience.

 

[Azzurri]

FFS Royston, if you can goose loads of birds behind your wife's back you can play football when she catches you!

Not looking forward to Osman/Anichebe/Gueye on the wing.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Gunpowder man. And porn, lots of porn.

 

[bluejock]

Which poses a good question: what do you reckon you'd find in R R Drenthe's wheelie bin if you were to check it?

This one's open to the audience.

The complete works of Dickens, heavily edited with biro

 

[chicoazul]

• Two very worn toothbrushes
• Fourteen empty Terry's Chocolate Orange wrappers.
• One third of a Sony plasma TV.
• Two Vicks Vapo Inhalers.
• An unopened boxset of The Shield
• Forty two empty boxes of Pro Plus.
• Ten Regal King Size.
• Three used Puma King detachable studs.
• One half empty jar of Reggae Reggae Sauce with lego bricks in.
• Two smashed poker sets.
• Some yam.

 

[harryjam]

• Two very worn toothbrushes
• Fourteen empty Terry's Chocolate Orange wrappers.
• One third of a Sony plasma TV.
• Two Vicks Vapo Inhalers.
• An unopened boxset of The Shield
• Forty two empty boxes of Pro Plus.
• Ten Regal King Size.
• Three used Puma King detachable studs.
• One half empty jar of Reggae Reggae Sauce with lego bricks in.
• Two smashed poker sets.
• Some yam.

Absolute gold that, lolling here.

 

[bluejock]

• Two very worn toothbrushes
• Fourteen empty Terry's Chocolate Orange wrappers.
• One third of a Sony plasma TV.
• Two Vicks Vapo Inhalers.
• An unopened boxset of The Shield
• Forty two empty boxes of Pro Plus.
• Ten Regal King Size.
• Three used Puma King detachable studs.
• One half empty jar of Reggae Reggae Sauce with lego bricks in.
• Two smashed poker sets.
• Some yam.

An unopened but stamped upon Asda frozen ham and pineapple pizza

 

[bluejock]

A jar of mustard with a spoon in it
17 issues of Razzle with all the pictures cut out
A squeaky dog toy
Russel Brand's "My booky wook"
A nun's habit
£23,000 in Scottish £1 notes
A signed photo of Kaka
3 cod fillets and 1 haddock fillet
260 Red Bull cans (in the recycling of course)
Half a sheep
A partly assembled model Spitfire

 

[chicoazul]

A jar of mustard with a spoon in it
17 issues of Razzle with all the pictures cut out
A squeaky dog toy
Russel Brand's "My booky wook"
A nun's habit
£23,000 in Scottish £1 notes
A signed photo of Kaka
3 cod fillets and 1 haddock fillet
260 Red Bull cans (in the recycling of course)
Half a sheep
A partly assembled model Spitfire

Hahahaha.