Paris
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The sex safe space thread
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I’ve not been active very much recently and am absolutely livid a thread with this title hasn’t been locked yet.
This place has changed…
This place has changed…
trueblue84
Player Valuation: £50m
Sexually active?
Yer ma is
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
Paris
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I remember watching it on Men and Motors back in the day. What a channel that was by the way.
Needs more artless sex-bragging
NeilMorepies
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If your girlfriend/wife suddenly wants to start dressing up as The Toffee Lady to “spice things up a bit”, don’t fall for it.
I’m now two stone heavier, all my teeth are pounding, and I am STILL finding damn toffees in my bed days after.
It would have been significantly less hassle just to have the sex with her.
I’m now two stone heavier, all my teeth are pounding, and I am STILL finding damn toffees in my bed days after.
It would have been significantly less hassle just to have the sex with her.
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Pootsy
Player Valuation: £20m
If your teeth are doing the pounding then you're doing it wrong. Just a single mint to neutralise the breath next time.
Men and other mammals live longer if they are castrated, says researcher
Cat Bohannon tells Hay festival audience it is not known why men go through life ‘smuggling two little death nuggets’
Yeah... not really 'living' though is it?
Hello @davep mate.
I have Odeon Limitless, so might catch it if I'm bored one day as it's effectively free. Not expecting it to be anything other than a stain on the original tho
I always thought you were a sound lad, but I thought it was a bit rum the way you came for me, im fair game, but my family is off limits, but hey ho, im sure you dont really care.
So I think that makes @Rita_Poon NoHarmDone!!
Rita_Poon
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I went and checked that 'vaults' thread that is sadly closed. Was gonna thank my virginity and send a few gifts to the god of blood or long memories or whatever.
Like trying to tame two tigers at the same time this place, sooner you know where one is, the other's got you by the jugular.
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