The Silent Treatment

[tommye]

Her mum is in York and she’s off there for a couple of days tomorrow, leaving me and the kids in peace.

Every cloud and all that

That's a result that.

 

[trueblue84]

*put on hold . . . women are like elephants, they NEVER forget

I think he needs to tell his missus that.

@COYBL25 , tell her she's like an elephant. That'll calm her down.

 

[the golden visionary]

Get her a treadmil for Christmas to make proper amends

 

[mezzrow]

A nice Nivea set should heal all wounds...

Put it under her pillow, maybe.

(yes, I'm looking for the oldtimers on here... IYKYK.)

 

[mezzrow]

I think he needs to tell his missus that.

@COYBL25 , tell her she's like an elephant. That'll calm her down.

There's the surefire line below:

"You're getting more like your mother every day."

 

[kev]

Women eh? If it's not one thing it's her mother.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Obviously, it will be brought up again in the distant future, at a moment designed to catch me completely off guard.

Their brain deffo works differently than hours.

I can’t remember what I did on Wednesday, let alone some imaginary crime from six months ago.

Indeed. Woman are like courtroom stenographers when it comes to arguments.

She'll bring it up at the most random and inconsequential time!

Hope your missus's mum is ok mate.

 

[bigjonny]

A nice Nivea set should heal all wounds...

Put it under her pillow, maybe.

(yes, I'm looking for the oldtimers on here... IYKYK.)

Nivea ! , no need to push the boat out, our friend is the innocent party