the time

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

have i slept through the day ?
or have we just been sucked into a higgs boson for a while.
the worry is i've just been to the dentist, did she chlorform me in the chair the little greek minx. has she been having her way with me while i've been unaware.
*checks undies aren't on backwards/inside out
has there been a filling and extraction going on ? a good root filling she'd get in her fancy chair i can tell you.
actually it's not a worry at all, she's now officially my subject matter for the day.

 

[Dom1878]

have i slept through the day ?
or have we just been sucked into a higgs boson for a while.
the worry is i've just been to the dentist, did she chlorform me in the chair the little greek minx. has she been having her way with me while i've been unaware.
*checks undies aren't on backwards/inside out
has there been a filling and extraction going on ? a good root filling she'd get in her fancy chair i can tell you.
actually it's not a worry at all, she's now officially my subject matter for the day.

We'll find out tommorow , or Thursday, whenever that machine is starting...

 

[Chris]

We'll find out tommorow , or Thursday, whenever that machine is starting...

Tomorrow morning. Just incase today is the last day of the Earth as we know it I'm going on an arson spree later. If the HDC is a dud, expect to see my on the News At Ten tomorrow. I'll be the one with the blackened face standing amongst the ashes of Anfield surrounded by coppers. If it kicks off, look to the skies folks over Anfield. If you see smoke, I was successful.

 

[coyney]

have i slept through the day ?
or have we just been sucked into a higgs boson for a while.
the worry is i've just been to the dentist, did she chlorform me in the chair the little greek minx. has she been having her way with me while i've been unaware.
*checks undies aren't on backwards/inside out
has there been a filling and extraction going on ? a good root filling she'd get in her fancy chair i can tell you.
actually it's not a worry at all, she's now officially my subject matter for the day.

Remember if your pregnant its not mine

 

[Nebbiolo]

Remember if your pregnant its not mine

Maybe Reidy is one of those people with male and female genitalia? On the outside, he looks like a man. On the inside, he possesses a womb. He could make himself pregnant. Probably.