The Victor Meldrew thread...

[Gazdalf]

Old people that don't say thankyou when you hold the door open for them and then complain that no-one has any manners nowadays, "not like it was in their days when respect for your elders meant everything" [Poor language removed] OFF PISS SMELLING [Poor language removed], HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, YOU WERE NOT [Poor language removed] OLD BACK THEN





oops, I will get off my soap box now,

I do like old people, but some of them really grind my gears.

 

[Gazdalf]

Dirty red [Poor language removed] mofo's that always think it is someone else's fault for them being [Poor language removed].

 

[Gazdalf]

Parents that allow kids to run around in pubs, then when the little [Poor language removed] bump into you the parents ask you to be more careful. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

You can guess what my response normally is,

 

[Gazdalf]

Evertonian's that forever come out with negative comments about the club I love. If Everton piss you off that much, then [Poor language removed] off and support someone else. Try to find a team that makes you happy that has the same passion as Everton do.

 

[Gazdalf]

People like me that have loads of stuff that pisses you off.

 

[chicoazul]

May I add. Post whores...

 

[Gazdalf]

May I add. Post me some whores...

No, you can't

 

[chicoazul]

One more. People who veto.

Still sorted for the 23rd mate?

 

[Gazdalf]

errrr, check my sig tosser, it ain't changed, and neither have I. Got some mates coming over to meet us later in the day for The Cavern and The final.


I am looking forward to it buddy.

 

[Gazdalf]

The cavern also has TV's in it In case we end up rotten in there and not able to move to a big sports bar for the match.

 

[chicoazul]

Was hoping for the Lisbon. The rohypnol will be persuasive enough.

 

[Gazdalf]

Don't mind. I kinda double booked though, It is a mates birthday so that is why I am meeting them later on. Quality lads, so they will prolly just do whatever sounds best as long as there is beer involved. and coke.

 

[chicoazul]

Youre speaking my language.

We shall have super fun.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Slight deviant from the thread here. Its like a Ben Elton tangent.

 

[Gazdalf]

someone mentioned Deviant, am I required again?



Also, I made my meldrew statements earlier, but chico is driving and he went off the beaten track again. His fault your honour, not mine, I was not even there.