the wife

[Vim Fuego]

Rich, this situation is easily resolved.Go out today on a secret mission and go to Poundstretcher and buy her a brand new pair of oven gloves, she'll be so delighted with them that she'll forget all about your obsessive internet use and make you a lovely home made lasagne just so she can use her new gloves, believe me, women love gestures like this and she'll be putty in your hands .

 

[Rich316]

no chance of that mate she dont even know where the oven is

still waiting for her to cook that scouce recipe you give me

 

[Vim Fuego]

Oven gloves can be used with microwave cooking too you know, go on, treat her to something that she'll love, who knows, with a bit of luck you might even find a matching T- towel / Glove set !

 

[Rich316]

it's our 9th anniversary tomorrow mate and if i hand her a pair of oven gloves and matching towel she won't be too happy

 

[Vim Fuego]

it's our 9th anniversary tomorrow mate and if i hand her a pair of oven gloves and matching towel she won't be too happy

Where's your sense of danger and adventure ? Happy anniversary by the way.

 

[Rich316]

Where's your sense of danger and adventure ? Happy anniversary by the way.

cheers mate thanks for the advice but i will give the oven gloves a miss last time i took your advice i had piles for a month

 

[Vim Fuego]

My scouse recipe gave you piles ? I'm never eating that again !

 

[Rich316]

no it was the sprouts

 

[gordonjblair]

no it was the sprouts

where did you put them?

 

[Vim Fuego]

no it was the sprouts

Ah, Sprouts Mexicane !

 

[Rich316]

that's the one's

 

[a2b chris]

Happy anniversary

 

[Rich316]

cheer's mate

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Howd that holiday go anyway mate?

You lobster it up or did you baste to to brown perfection?

no lobsters here, not after my piz buin x2 deep brown tanning gel, i'm like the yak.

 

[TX Bill]

it's our 9th anniversary tomorrow mate and if i hand her a pair of oven gloves and matching towel she won't be too happy

Are you kidding?

My wife and I are celebrating our 9th anniversary tomorrow as well. June 19, 1999 wedding date.

Congrats !!!