The Wolfpac

[chrismpw]

Pic or you are lying? lol xx

Actually it was a lie. Today I've been crawling about in the eves amongst ancient rat droppings, improving the non existent insulation that wasn't observed in the compulsory government home information pack we read when we bought the house. No wonder the lounge us permanently freezing! Hardly enjoyable.

 

[chrismpw]

Pic or you are lying? lol xx

Actually it was a lie. Today I've been crawling about in the eves amongst ancient rat droppings, improving the non existent insulation that wasn't observed in the compulsory government home information pack we read when we bought the house. No wonder the lounge us permanently freezing! Hardly enjoyable.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I don't have time to get into the heads of these loons and work out what's going on.... I'm a retired man. I have enjoyable stuff to do.

Chris my good man. I think you can be the saviour of the Wolfpac. They are wounded. They've lost a significant leadership figure in @Death and I feel @ForeverBlue92 is struggling to keep the pac together.

They need a wise old head. A calm rational figure who'll shoot down woolly nonsense. Will you take up the mantle?

Before you ask, I'm not even sure what they're about. Something about Benitez. Sort em out, yeah?

 

[chrismpw]

Chris my good man. I think you can be the saviour of the Wolfpac. They are wounded. They've lost a significant leadership figure in @Death and I feel @ForeverBlue92 is struggling to keep the pac together.

They need a wise old head. A calm rational figure who'll shoot down woolly nonsense. Will you take up the mantle.

Before you ask, I'm not even sure what they're about. Something about Benitez. Sort em out, yeah?

One of my favourite quotations is relevant here:

Do not follow me for I will not lead you.
Do not lead me for I shall not follow you.
In fact, who are you? Just go away!

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Actually it was a lie. Today I've been crawling about in the eves amongst ancient rat droppings, improving the non existent insulation that wasn't observed in the compulsory government home information pack we read when we bought the house. No wonder the lounge us permanently freezing! Hardly enjoyable.

Oh man, yep that sounds far from enjoyable but at least now that you are retired you have the time to do such a thing. Good luck improving your house insulation, such measure will be good for the planet and for your pocket given how is expensive fuel for heating will be this winter.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

One of my favourite quotations is relevant here:

Do not follow me for I will not lead you.
Do not lead me for I shall not follow you.
In fact, who are you? Just go away!

See??? This is exactly what I'm talking about! Sort 'em.

Ps I'm part of the Lunch Pack. Founding member, in fact. With that, I'll leave you be.

 

[tommye]

Actually it was a lie. Today I've been crawling about in the eves amongst ancient rat droppings, improving the non existent insulation that wasn't observed in the compulsory government home information pack we read when we bought the house. No wonder the lounge us permanently freezing! Hardly enjoyable.

Defo funnier first time I heard it...

 

[Bungle]

Oh man, yep that sounds far from enjoyable but at least now that you are retired you have the time to do such a thing. Good luck improving your house insulation, such measure will be good for the planet and for your pocket given how is expensive fuel for heating will be this winter.

Not quite the picture of him having a wank you were hoping for was it?

Miserable old [Poor language removed].

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Not quite the picture of him having a wank you were hoping for was it?

Miserable old [Poor language removed].

It seems you know nothing about my hopes.

Why would I want a pic of him wanking?

 

[Bungle]

It seems you know nothing about my hopes.

Why would I want a pic of him wanking?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Chris my good man. I think you can be the saviour of the Wolfpac. They are wounded. They've lost a significant leadership figure in @Death and I feel @ForeverBlue92 is struggling to keep the pac together.

They need a wise old head. A calm rational figure who'll shoot down woolly nonsense. Will you take up the mantle?

Before you ask, I'm not even sure what they're about. Something about Benitez. Sort em out, yeah?

It seems to have been getting rid of Ancelloti and getting Dyche in.

Declaring undying love for Benitez the second he was announced and demand James got binned.

Now it is with the added aspiration of Everton getting relegated so that we can enjoy a day out at Wembley if we make the play offs.

Great stuff.

And remember.

Kopites are Shobgites!

 

[Sassy Colombian]

It seems you know nothing about my hopes.

Why would I want a pic of him wanking?

Hmmmm @AndyC I didn't realize saying stupid was inappropriate at the forum. So how many points does @Bungle get for a misogynistic post asking me about a wank?

 

[roydo]

Hmmmm @AndyC I didn't realize saying stupid was inappropriate at the forum. So how many points does @Bungle get for a misogynistic post asking me about a wank?

Same as you.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Same as you.

Got it. Seems quite unfair but I am used to it..

 

[roydo]

Got it. Seems quite unfair but I am used to it..

You both got the same warning for the same reason.

edit. Oh, you think we have double standards for some reason?