Haha tar, didn't even mean to find it, just googled Everton's worst ever players, although everyone seems to think its a fella called Brett, bound to be awful if that was his name
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Haha tar, didn't even mean to find it, just googled Everton's worst ever players, although everyone seems to think its a fella called Brett, bound to be awful if that was his name
Marksablue
Player Valuation: £50k
John McLaughlin ... 70's scottish full back
Rod Belfitt ... 70 centre forward signed form Ipswich
Mick Ferguson ... 80's forward
Alan Biley ..one goal in first game then .....
Marc Hottiger ... Curtis stieger look alike full back ,,, awful
Dai Davies ... welsh international goal keeper , when no one in wales played football and he couldnt pay rugby cos he kept droppin the ball ... Dai the drop he was called
David Lawson Left winger who ended up in goal in a game for huddersfield and then we brought him as a goalie ... he 's the one Terry Mc Chips in that Clive Thomas semi ...
I could go on for ages unfortunatley
Rod Belfitt ... 70 centre forward signed form Ipswich
Mick Ferguson ... 80's forward
Alan Biley ..one goal in first game then .....
Marc Hottiger ... Curtis stieger look alike full back ,,, awful
Dai Davies ... welsh international goal keeper , when no one in wales played football and he couldnt pay rugby cos he kept droppin the ball ... Dai the drop he was called
David Lawson Left winger who ended up in goal in a game for huddersfield and then we brought him as a goalie ... he 's the one Terry Mc Chips in that Clive Thomas semi ...
I could go on for ages unfortunatley
Elong
The fire rises
About 6 down, here he is :
http://www.centralfootball.co.nz/region/central/adminstaff.asp?t=0
Give him a buzz, he'll tell ya how bad he was!
http://www.centralfootball.co.nz/region/central/adminstaff.asp?t=0
Give him a buzz, he'll tell ya how bad he was!
ScouseBlueBoy
Player Valuation: £15m
Didn't Brett Angel cost us a million quid? And that was when a million quid was considered a large sum of money!
Some of the names mentioned here - especially from the 70s (Tiger McLaughlin, Dai The Fly, David Lawson) are nowhere near the 'worst Everton player of all time'.
Bernie Wright is a candidate, but he was a cult hero - a bit like Straq.
Bily scored some marvellous goals which rescue him from that category. Remove them and you have a player who missed sitters galore and lost possession far too much.
Some of the names mentioned here - especially from the 70s (Tiger McLaughlin, Dai The Fly, David Lawson) are nowhere near the 'worst Everton player of all time'.
Bernie Wright is a candidate, but he was a cult hero - a bit like Straq.
Bily scored some marvellous goals which rescue him from that category. Remove them and you have a player who missed sitters galore and lost possession far too much.
Clint Planet
Utter Cad.
Decent guitarist, like.
ScouseBlueBoy
Player Valuation: £15m
Yes, but that Mahavishnu stuff went over my head.
Holdsworth, Nelson and McLaughlin are arguably the best guitarists this country has ever produced, although the London based (biased?) media go on about Beck. Clapton and Page. H, N & M are all from Yorkshire. Must be something in the tea. For me they destroy the London triumvirate.
Anyway, back on topic - anyone remember Mike Bernard? He looked like a rugby prop who had eaten too many pies.
Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
Manual fernanders....
Close thread!!!!
RAT...
Close thread!!!!
RAT...
4 rightbacks here...3 of which were signed by Kendall in the same season! That's when it became blindingly obvious he should not be a manager anymore
he was utter utter gash
benditlikebainesy
Player Valuation: £750k
Espen baardsen's wiki page is brilliant: "Baarsden grew up supporting Liverpool FC in Norway, which is actually the country where the majority of Liverpool FC fans reside."
Superb work whoever done that
Superb work whoever done that
evilwebby
Player Valuation: £50m
For pure sh13ness and failing to live up to the professional standards expected of a PL footballer, no one comes close to Alex Nyarko. Other players may have been crap, but he was the most gutless player I've ever seen pull on the Royal Blue shirt, and a disgrace to the club.
babyhayley
Player Valuation: £750k
Glad I'm not alone in the Ferrari appreciation society. Matteo Ferrari that is.
mattero ferrari hmmm not bad, not bad!
Merseyzig
Player Valuation: £6m
My top 3 cack Toffees players:
Paul Holmes (winces) - anybody who had the misfortune to watch this lad play knows why he's in my list
Ian Wilson -he used to get lots of sympathetic applause when taking corners
John Spencer - difficult to believe he ever started for us
Paul Holmes (winces) - anybody who had the misfortune to watch this lad play knows why he's in my list
Ian Wilson -he used to get lots of sympathetic applause when taking corners
John Spencer - difficult to believe he ever started for us
not so difficult to believe he never scored for us though.
those were dark days
Tommy Johnson never scored for us either did he? In fact, I'm not even 100% sure he even played for us!
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