Transfer Rumour Theo Walcott

[upthetoffees]

Not that I want to poop on your parade but....Sandro scores 17 last season and Klaassen got 18.

Stats innit.

Stats indeed. The proof is in the pudding, as they say.

With that said Sandro and Klaassen weren't proven PL players, and there was always going to be a learning curve there. I think a good 70% of Theo's value will be in his league experience which is a shocking 10 years.

(God, could you imagine 10 years at the Emirates as a fringe player?)

 

[Professor Toffee]

The Aussie flu
I blame Millwall really
Trying to sign Cahill

McCarthy flu, get better for one match then miss 10

 

[upthetoffees]

Just don’t get it,
Hope the lad does well and he’s a lot better than what we’ve got,but unless there’s a fundamental change in formation,tactics and personnel,he’s not going to get a kick.

He will if we play him out of position, probably as a CF. Sake.

 

[swright1990]

Props to Steve Walsh for unearthing this gem.

Cannot believe people are trying to convince themselves that this is a good signing. We aren’t going to crack the top 6 by signing their cast-offs.

 

[Brisan123]

M

Formula One is not a sport, Tim.

my missus always liked it
Esp Michael Schmaker for some strange reason
Said he came second more than any other driver

 

[upthetoffees]

He'll back out at the last second during his medical so that we can pay double the fee in the summer.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Still massively underwhelmed. We lack character in our dressing room, so who do we sign? The son-in-law-iest player of the team of son-in-laws. Is there anyone left with any fight? Damn it can't we just sign a few of the Cahill, Ferguson, Gravesen ilk? Including a left back!

Edit - even Johnny Heitinga had more fight in him than any of our current first team

What's Pat Van Den Hauwe doing these days?

 

[ADT]

The embarrassing reveal video is being made as we speak

 

[danielsen]

The embarrassing reveal video is being made as we speak

Edited yes. Bet it's full daylight.

 

[canuckblue]

M

my missus always liked it
Esp Michael Schmaker for some strange reason
Said he came second more than any other driver

Ba-dum tish!

 

[Ollie d]

He'll back out at the last second during his medical so that we can pay double the fee in the summer.

A move known as a reverse Ross...

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Props to Steve Walsh for unearthing this gem.

Cannot believe people are trying to convince themselves that this is a good signing. We aren’t going to crack the top 6 by signing their cast-offs.

Correct, but right now we're a long way off the top 6. We need to improve the team first, which Walcott will.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

No Everton fan should be turning their nose up at Walnut.

 

[Rich B]

What's Pat Van Den Hauwe doing these days?

Exactly the type of player we need, imho. We are Everton, if we just showed a bit of fight everything in the garden would look a lot rosier. Shouldn't Walsh be all over this after the result at Tottenham?! Walcott signing is just exacerbating the problem that Big Sam went nuts about Saturday night.

 

[upthetoffees]

A move known as a reverse Ross...

I knew someone would catch it.