Things that may be true about GOT members

[peteblue]

The Golden vision, does in fact see things golden due to having a second eyelid that comes down in sunny conditions, and protects his eyes with a golden colored see through membrane .
His main claim to fame is being able, at will to be able to poo in the shape of famous people,once will suffering from diarrhea he managed to poo life size replicas of the Beatles complete with instruments,and trump hay Jude at the same time.
He was nominated for the turner prize for this effort and had them on show in the hard rock cafe in time square for over a year.

Post of the year so far.........

 

[DualityNSNO]

Xavi is actually Tony Hibbert.

 

[ijjysmith]

Xavi is actually Tony Hibbert.

He wishes

 

[bluejock]

Duality is Alexander the Great, reincarnated.

As a cactus.

 

[ijjysmith]

bluejock thinks that Braveheart is all about him.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Duality is Alexander the Great, reincarnated.

As a cactus.

Not a cactus, a ficus ffs!

 

[ilikecheese]

Not a cactus, a ficus ffs!

The figs from the reincarnated Alexander the Great's ficus tree form taste like pineapple for some odd reason...

 

[peteblue]

bluejock thinks that Braveheart is all about him.

And his surname is "the Bruce" .......

 

[Alio]

Peteblue is green with envy

 

[bluejock]

The character Alio the Woodcutter is not based on Alio the GOT poster as first thought, but in fact is based on Hermann Von Alio, a Nazi tree surgeon who was sentenced to death at the Nuremburg trials but escaped his captors by transforming into an oak.

 

[Alio]

The character Alio the Woodcutter is not based on Alio the GOT poster as first thought, but in fact is based on Hermann Von Alio, a Nazi tree surgeon who was sentenced to death at the Nuremburg trials but escaped his captors by transforming into an oak.

I was just about to post this as my claim to fame too FFS!!!

Fuming here

 

[edge]

Peteblue is green with envy

he wears woad as suncream and was arrested in on a beach down south running around naked attacking anyone he thought looked not from these shores and waveing his knackers at anyone who objected.

 

[ilikecheese]

edge is acutally Bono

 

[Azzurri]

ilikecheese is lactose intolerant.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The comicstrip character 'The Silver Surfer' is based on a glimpse of Ijjy going past Stan Lee's window on a skateboard