Things that may be true about GOT members

[EFCNIK]

Pesko is the only person on here not afraid of being assimulated by The Borg as he is already 100% robot.

 

[bluejock]

The laws of gravity do not exist in Nik's bedroom. That's why he keeps the large mirror on the floor.

 

[peteblue]

The laws of gravity do not exist in Nik's bedroom. That's why he keeps the large mirror on the floor.

And the fact that he is only one foot six inches tall.......

 

[bluejock]

And the fact that he is only one foot six inches tall.......

And has extra ears instead of feet.......

 

[EFCNIK]

And a vagina instead of a left leg.

 

[Alio]

Peteblue may look hot in his avatar, but you should see shim post-op.

 

[peteblue]

And has extra ears instead of feet.......

And a nose on the front and back of his head. He is also a good tracker......

 

[peteblue]

Peteblue may look hot in his avatar, but you should see shim post-op.

I'm having the ladythumbs fitted next week......

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Matt Damon is Danny's alter ego.

 

[EFCNIK]

Matt Damon is Danny's alter ego.

Damon's defo Chics.

 

[Alio]

Milks's car.... "The Milks Float" .....is run on Nepeta Cataria fumes

 

[bluejock]

Alio's real name is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater but, after Brian Fantana revealed in Anchorman that his right testicle has that same name, he changed it by deed poll to Dr. Alio van der Alionett

 

[peteblue]

Alio's real name is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater but, after Brian Fantana revealed in Anchorman that his right testicle has that same name, he changed it by deed poll to Dr. Alio van der Alionett

I heard he received his doctorate for his thesis on "Deviant behaviour with the common doormouse".....

 

[bluejock]

Facebook was originally a concept devised by Spike whereby he'd publish a journal of a thousand strangers' face he'd photographed whilst travelling in Burma

 

[Kurt.]

Bluejock murdered his next door neighbour and carefully removed his stomach and ribs. He then skillfully hollowed out each rib and carefully inserted them at strategic places into the stomach and invented his very own set of bagpipes.