Things that may be true about GOT members

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Bluemangroup ran over a pigeon with his car last week. It made him feel slightly sad at first, but he didn't dwell on it.

Then last night, he suddenly found himself thinking of the pigeons lifeless body during coitus to try and last longer. He is trying very hard not to think too much about what this means.
 

bluemangroup said:
I'd love it if Davek worked for like tumble tots or something as an assistant or whatever.
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This would blow my mind, can you imagine him teaching all the kids hateful kenwright songs, they'd be able to recite the Everton accounts by the age of 5
 
Artetafan said:
Bluemangroup ran over a pigeon with his car last week. It made him feel slightly sad at first, but he didn't dwell on it.

Then last night, he suddenly found himself thinking of the pigeons lifeless body during coitus to try and last longer. He is trying very hard not to think too much about what this means.
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I know someone who did something very very similar to this before and after a few beers started crying.

It was genius.
 

Toffeemike still feels guilty about a porn mag he stole from an off licence when he was 14. He had enough money, he was just too embarrassed to ask the girl behidn the counter for it.

He thought about over paying for a bar of chocolate later to make up for it but didn't. He ended up never shopping there again.
 
Artetafan said:
Toffeemike still feels guilty about a porn mag he stole from an off licence when he was 14. He had enough money, he was just too embarrassed to ask the girl behidn the counter for it.

He thought about over paying for a bar of chocolate later to make up for it but didn't. He ended up never shopping there again.
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pack it in arteta please.
 

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