Things that may be true about GOT members

[Bluenose1995]

find ladyboys attractive yet wouldn't should they undergo a penectomy

 

[FTY]

Tommye touched me.

 

[steken1]

Bryan likes being left out.

Bryans on first name terms with every lappy on merseyside.

 

[Allezfan]

David Moyes has a tattoo of NHD's bellend on his face

Who doesn't?

My local tattooist calls it the "everton special".

 

[Brennan]

Brennan is a davek multi

False

GOAT and Brennan drink White Wine Spritzers together on Sunday afternoons

I wish

Brennan's hair isn't hair at all, instead it's a billion red ants, poised on his head in attack mode.

True

Brennan was going to join the debate team at school but talked himself out of it.

Bitch.

 

[tommye]

Tommye touched me.

i told you, I'm a doctor. The rectal exam was purely for medical purpose.

 

[carlos21]

Bryan likes being left out.

bryan loves kirkby.

 

[carlos21]

Who doesn't?

My local tattooist calls it the "everton special".

arteta loves fhm.

 

[carlos21]

Tommye touched me.

fty loves ormskirk.

 

[tommye]

Artetafan has a small commune of chipmunks living in his beard. During the day they do all his work while he browses GOT.

 

[carlos21]

Bryans on first name terms with every lappy on merseyside.

steken love chinese food,

 

[carlos21]

Carlos loves Mel and Mel loves Carlos!

Springer Spaniels FTW

mike likes juice fm.

 

[tommye]

fty loves being touched

fixed

 

[Azzurri]

arteta loves fhm.

Not sure about that mate.

 

[ijjysmith]

Alio is having a trial with Derby County this weekend.