Things that never happened.

[arch stanton]

Mad isn't it. Most of them are flat earthers

there was one flat earth society that proudly announced that they had members all over the globe

 

[Thomasc]

They aren’t allowed to call them Easter eggs any more.

That’s actually a conversation I’ve just had with my other half’s daughter. Said she saw it on Tik tok.

I then googled Morrisons, Aldi, Lidl and Sainsbury’s to show her that they were all selling “Easter eggs” true story.

 

[arch stanton]

2 planes brought down the twin towers.

King Kong?

 

[tommye]

i’d do her tbh

I'm sure she'd be dripping wet if she knew mate

 

[matty1878]

I'm sure she'd be dripping wet if she knew mate

she’s coming later for a night cap

a “matt cap”

 

[Jimishorts]

For some reason in that photo Amanda looks more like Les Dennis than Les Dennis

 

[West Side Charlie]

They moved the stones at Stonehenge each year for day light saving

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

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David bowie and a young Louis Walsh?

 

[Rita_Poon]

David bowie and a young Louis Walsh?

Come on, get it done, 'Jareth' Bowie please.

 

[blulouie]

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He is now employed as a financial advisor for Premier League Club Chelsea.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

she’s coming later for a night cap

a “matt cap”

I strongly suspect it would go like this...



Or this



Or this

 

[matty1878]

I strongly suspect it would go like this...



Or this



Or this

i would take that

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

i would take that

A monkey fondling your tits? Same.

 

[matty1878]

A monkey fondling your tits? Same.

oh that’s the added bonus for me