Things you don't give a flying [Poor language removed] about

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HirsuteBlue said:
This thread?
Snooki?
Lilo's liver?
Brand's hick wedding?
A former players birthday in Dubai?
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Oh I dunno, I'd be all over that...

I'd go for

Rock/Classical/Metal/Pop music
My Job
T.V soaps
All of radio 1 dj's except Tim Westwood
Welsh football
I'll go for Facebook as well
 


I don't give a tit about people that answer your polite question of "You alright mate?" with anything other than "Yeah mate, sound."

I DON'T REALLY CARE AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MISERY.
 
Gazdalf said:
Used to be a cracking goth nightclub down hanover or hardman street.
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Man...I used to go to Planet X. And there was the pink parrot too. And wilson's and the 147. Lots for punk/indie/goth/alternative druggie types to do in Liverpool back then. Only the Swan is left from all that lot.

The rest of Liverpool seems to have gone either regular boozers or ****ty wine bars.

Or bars with a DJ in them. I don't give a flying [Poor language removed] about DJ's. They're just putting records on, like.
 

I agree with Heat there, there's a time and a place to tell people your problems and it ain't during a 10 min break Or something when someone just politely asks if your alright.
 
Basil Fawlty said:
I agree with Heat there, there's a time and a place to tell people your problems and it ain't during a 10 min break Or something when someone just politely asks if your alright.
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FFS, Basil, I sincerely hope you're the last person I'd meet when I'm hanging from a cliff, desperately trying to cling on.

You: Are you alright Dutch, mate?
Me: No Basil, feeling like I'm losing the grip on my life here.
You: Sod off you Belg.
 
I don't give a **** if its red or [Poor language removed] black. Get off my expensive TV you talentless Geordie tvvats and get back to Byker Grove.

*jumps in air like in opening credits.
 
Customers who want a none faulty item refunded. **** the **** off, get out.

Trying to sell to a Jewish person. It's just not gonna happen so I'm not gonna even bother even saying hello. He knows where he can get it for cheaper without me even having to ask so what's the point in even starting conversation.

People that are 'just browsing'. Waste someone elses time. Why should I pitch a product to you for 15 minutes and then you just go 'i'll go away and think about it' when we both know you're really not coming back.

I know our car charges are expensive. I don't care how much you dissaprove. We are in a service station. The prices are crancked up because in all likelyhood you are desperate for a charger. This is how the world of business works. Get over it. I dont give a ****.

Dont even think about stepping foot into my shop unless you are prepared to be spoken to (unless you are wearing a kippah then it's mutually agreed that their is absolutly no point in having a conversation). I will say hello, and if you ignore me, I will ask how your journey's been. And if you still ignore me I will ask if you need any assitance and if your kids want a free charm for their blackberry. I dont give a ****.

Site manager, I dont give a **** that you want to advertise the casino, I'm putting my sign in front of it.

Oh and Libya. I dont care. It has a plain green flag with no stripes or pattern. What the actual hell. Worst flag ever.
 

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