Phil "The Power" Taylor.
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Things you don't give a flying [Poor language removed] about
- Thread starter chicoazul
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Anustart
Ah the old "I'm gay let's be best friends oh no you've turned me straight finger in foof wham" trick. Excellent.
Well yeah, obviously.
andrewkgsmith
Player Valuation: £1m
womens field hockey is more arousing than porn ffs
somuchfun
Player Valuation: £40m
What's a woman's field?
andrewkgsmith
Player Valuation: £1m
her bush if she trims but doesn't shave
I'm not entirely sure whether or not you're joking so just in case, field hockey is the hockey that isn't ice hockey
Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
What an athlete.
Any "reality" celebrity TV show. Probably " Celebrity Dustbin " next.
* send all these celebrities to an island. Fill with fake cameras and leave them there
* send all these celebrities to an island. Fill with fake cameras and leave them there
EFCNIK
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Well...
Me and my mate lost everyone and were walking through this small park thing in the middle of Krakow at around 5am. All along the path there were these bins that flipped round so my mate started taking great pleasure in kicking them round, half in anger because this club wouldnt let us in at the start of the night because they thought we were on a stag do due to my other mate being dressed in a corset for a forfeit. Anyway, to lighten the mood I decided to pull my trousers and boxers down. I walked about 2 steps and fell over in a fit of laughter right as this police car drove up to us on the path. I just about managed to get up and pull them up before they grabbed us and threatened us with a beat down. Then they drove off and we walked the opposite direction and got lost for 3 hours. Turns out all that happened with the police was literally right outside our hostel but we were so smashed/ scared we walked off in the complete opposite direction. But yeah, it was a rush to pull my trousers up thus explaining why they are so low and I look a mess.
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Haha love it
Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
I dunno mate, they raise one hell of a barn.
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
No you don't. You just look really, really gay
Absolutely, a modern working class hero. A one of us but with super human powers. Soundest person alive.
Defo not an annoying fat prick who's good at a pub sport and a convicted sex pest who got stripped of his MBE.
You could have simply just wrote "mate, I'm a tit".
EFCNIK
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Mate, I'm a tit.
At least I posted the pic on here knowing it would spark uproar ffs. I thrive with the bants.
bluefox has a copy of that photo in every room mate.
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