Things You Shout At

Status
Not open for further replies.

Those wretched self service checkouts, which are both a customer service disaster and operate with the assumption built in, that you're on the rob.

I'd like to be able to buy a bottle of wine without waiting for some miserable half arsed staff member to stroll over, when she's quite finished chatting to her mate on the end checkout, to type in some overly long pin code to verify I'm an auld git.

I yell at them like some mad man with Tourette's.
 

Owners who clearly can't control or be bothered to train their dog.

Always the type to shout across the street while their wild beast attempts to put you into a wheelchair by biting off your legs 'don't worry he/she is friendly'

Friendly??

adog-large_trans++JdE_UQ2ezr_P6ElJ3GyJShksTlg6qdRoCieGgq6Ana4.webp
 
Those wretched self service checkouts, which are both a customer service disaster and operate with the assumption built in, that you're on the rob.

I'd like to be able to buy a bottle of wine without waiting for some miserable half arsed staff member to stroll over, when she's quite finished chatting to her mate on the end checkout, to type in some overly long pin code to verify I'm an auld git.

I yell at them like some mad man with Tourette's.

Just put expensive stuff like batteries through as loose potatoes, that'll show them!
 

Owners who clearly can't control or be bothered to train their dog.

Always the type to shout across the street while their wild beast attempts to put you into a wheelchair by biting off your legs 'don't worry he/she is friendly'

Friendly??

View attachment 23792
Dont be miserable. Dogs are reliable unlike lots of people. Some idiots get crazy breeds but in the round you can trust a dog. VOTE DOG!
 

Status
Not open for further replies.

Welcome

Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.

Shop

Back
Top