Things You Shout At

[larbert toffee]

...I'm old and incontinent, can't remember when I last felt the need to shout at anything.

Fixed it for you Eggs

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Bingo
Lulu
Tears for fears

 

[larbert toffee]

The internet when its down and when my wireless printer is not printing then suddenly bursts into life for no good reason after an hour of flecking about with it.

 

[The Cowboy]

Bingo
Lulu
Tears for fears

Ha, nicely done.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Those wretched self service checkouts, which are both a customer service disaster and operate with the assumption built in, that you're on the rob.

I'd like to be able to buy a bottle of wine without waiting for some miserable half arsed staff member to stroll over, when she's quite finished chatting to her mate on the end checkout, to type in some overly long pin code to verify I'm an auld git.

I yell at them like some mad man with Tourette's.

 

[Abertonian]

Owners who clearly can't control or be bothered to train their dog.

Always the type to shout across the street while their wild beast attempts to put you into a wheelchair by biting off your legs 'don't worry he/she is friendly'

Friendly??

 

[Abertonian]

Those wretched self service checkouts, which are both a customer service disaster and operate with the assumption built in, that you're on the rob.

I'd like to be able to buy a bottle of wine without waiting for some miserable half arsed staff member to stroll over, when she's quite finished chatting to her mate on the end checkout, to type in some overly long pin code to verify I'm an auld git.

I yell at them like some mad man with Tourette's.

Just put expensive stuff like batteries through as loose potatoes, that'll show them!

 

[Abertonian]

Bingo
Lulu
Tears for fears

What did Roland ever do to you?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Everton mostly

 

[raithrovers94]

The cat because it takes the pure pish out of me

 

[Rob17896]

The dog.

RSPCA job that is.

 

[Rob17896]

Owners who clearly can't control or be bothered to train their dog.

Always the type to shout across the street while their wild beast attempts to put you into a wheelchair by biting off your legs 'don't worry he/she is friendly'

Friendly??

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Dont be miserable. Dogs are reliable unlike lots of people. Some idiots get crazy breeds but in the round you can trust a dog. VOTE DOG!

 

[Frank Gallagher]

the alarm clock

 

[bluesb1970]

On some days, anything!

 

[summerisle]

Bone idle work'mates'.