Things you'd rather do than play for england

[carlos21]

Hello mucka!

Would much rather be playin' the cricket for England in Barbados in the sun than play for England at Wembley in this crud weather - hows about you?

What you had for tea,

 

[Whitebootman]

Hi mate how are you today,

Hi Carlos, you having a good day.

 

[carlos21]

Hi Carlos, you having a good day.

Oh yes how are you today,

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

What you had for tea,

Couple of cheeseburgers with Leerdammer cheese slices (Me favourite) Nice.

Dunno about tomorrow, either spag bol or szechuan pork with noodles.

Would rather eat me tea than play for England. Much more fun, and no RS players to put me off.

 

[Username]

Sightseeing in Skem.

 

[Rob17896]

Don't be getting all racialistic abar it but.. yanno.... not a lot of us like that team so... answer the question nicely.

Stack the dishwasher

 

[Kurt.]

Stack the dishwasher

emptying it is worse in my opinion.... hate that job

 

[Rob17896]

emptying it is worse in my opinion.... hate that job

Yes, particularly as the other half has designated that job to me with no consultation.

 

[Rob17896]

Yes, particularly as the other half has designated that job to me with no consultation.

If ever proof was needed we have true social mobility here we have two GOT members talking about the dishwasher. Cameron will claim its because we are in the EU, Boris will say we could have a washing machine as well if we left.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Have Louise Woodward over to Babysit

*faints*

*gets up*

*faints again*

 

[Billefc]

Get divorced !

 

[Hayee]

Take it up the wrong'un

 

[degsy]

Take it up the wrong'un

you're back then, been a while...not quite sure there is a wrong'un, though it's all a point of view, like the sleeve thing, it's you arm etc...not much love for the England team on here sometimes.

 

[Yorkie]

Playing for England would mean I was a professional footballer getting paid thousands a week to do what I currently pay £5 a time to do (ins yer ma joke here)

So yeah, I'd put up with playing for brass instrument playing tits alongside the cast of the latest Nivea advert, to drive away from our most recent narrow victory over a non footballing nation in my new sports car.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

play for norway. And Norways national team in football are really really crap