Things youll be doing this weekend instead of Everton...

[Rita_Poon]

(they’re out to get you)

They can get in the queue with ALL the rest. Fortunately you/they've all got the legs of the everton squad so outcrawling you/them is very very easy.

Full uk evenings worth of boxing on on Saturday, so the treat of a few beers and a few punch ups ought to take me away from the bevvied throw downs of the vip seated area at Goodison...

 

[jjefc06]

Wallpapering the bedroom.


You?

Watching west ham

 

[nsno-chris]

Crack or meth

May do both for the giggles

 

[Rita_Poon]

Well, sticking my dangly bits in a mincer would be less painful .....

3....2....1...

 

[tommye]

If I can be arsed, making marmalade.

If I can be arsed, making marmalade.

 

[tommye]

Well, sticking my dangly bits in a mincer would be less painful .....

Mate.

Would not recommend.
Finger in a skillsaw was bad enough.



Try masturbating furiously, see if you can wear it out.

 

[bigjonny]

Witton Albion v Prescot Cables.

 

[NathDogg]

Practicing me headlock technique.

 

[4737carlin]

Masterb.....

 

[tommye]

Masterb.....

Spell it out mate.



We all know you're a [Poor language removed] anyway ?

 

[toffee82]

Brasses and lemo.

 

[Dancing Pat]

I'll be looking in the window of the job centre with my ex friends Bill, Graeme, Grant and Denise.

We can only dream..

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Well, she knows I'm sick of Everton's ?, so now's as good a time as any to co-browse for new sex toys (advisable when you're at your lowest; pity factor is real)

 

[maccavennie]

I'll be working as usual

Asking for a river around 2:50pm

Then crying a river around 4:55pm

Same old same old

 

[Daytripper]

Sleeping tablets