Thirsty centrist dads

[longers]

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Who owns a pair of Post ironic centrist dad shoes then? Come on now @coollino

 

[coollino]

Who owns a pair of Post ironic centrist dad shoes then? Come on now @coollino

I only own trainers and one pair of proper shoes, thank Christ

 

[DualityNSNO]

Still no idea what this thread is about to be honest, but happy to see it go strong.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Still no idea what this thread is about to be honest, but happy to see it go strong.

The video @longers posted is a good description. Fails to mention the clumsy googling of ‘is Carol vorderman married?’ When left alone in the house.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Brextremist Centrist Dad:

For you, British politics means one thing: Brexit. The single biggest calamity to befall the UK since, well - ever. How could Britain have got things so irrevocably, irretrievably WRONG? You spend your days retweeting Andrew Adonis and reading up on obscure customs laws. You only drink continental wine. Your children will be schooled with relatives on the continent, and thence to the Sorbonne. Corbyn, May, anyone who wants anything other than another referendum - all are traitors to their country. From now on, you only drink French wine, and you recently bought a Citroen Xsara. If only you'd had time back in 2016 to campaign for Remain during the referendum. Or, come to think of it, vote for it.

That's me to a tee.

Same. Gutted they didn't add continental beer to my allowance.

 

[COYBL25]

Who owns a pair of Post ironic centrist dad shoes then? Come on now @coollino

You mean tassled loafers, with a bit of sock showing ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You mean tassled loafers, with a bit of sock showing ?

Exactly. Pushing his trolley round Waitrose, loudly whistling Mr Brightside by The Killers anytime a female under the age of 35 is in the vicinity.

 

[coollino]

You mean tassled loafers, with a bit of sock showing ?

Why are you all doing this to me


And no

 

[coollino]

Exactly. Pushing his trolley round Waitrose, loudly whistling Mr Brightside by The Killers anytime a female under the age of 35 is in the vicinity.

I went to Waitrose about an hour ago

 

[Bryan+]

Be arsed listening to that dull spud

 

[COYBL25]

Exactly. Pushing his trolley round Waitrose, loudly whistling Mr Brightside by The Killers anytime a female under the age of 35 is in the vicinity.

Diamond pattern socks and a pair of chinos, mobile phone visible and strapped to his belt.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

I went to Waitrose about an hour ago

Great store but forbidden to we north western scruffs.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

A recent report finds that there is no more right-wing v left-wing, now the battle is centrists v anarchists

 

[coollino]

Great store but forbidden to we north western scruffs.

I'm fully aware what I'm about to walk into here, but it's our closest supermarket lol