This place

[monty]

I like fish though, especially smoked.

Can we at least be smoked haddock?

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you still pissed Heats

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I'm glad I found you.

 

[evertonianstu]

Don't worry about that, we won't let it happen. We aren't the same as them, don't pretend to be, and won't let us be.

Im sure you wont mate.

 

[evertonianstu]

I always heard that this place was very anti Everton and seriously negative, was that how it was ? Nothing could be further from the truth as far as i can see.

Beats me mate. Perhaps the most positive Everton forum ive seen....by quite a distance. Very refreshing

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

4th page of this thread and no mention of any of the fantastic frapping tips that have been posted, surely some of the new members may have been googling.....noxious trouser explosion and ended up here getting top farting advice and a bit of efc as well into the bargain. saved my missus loads of grief this place has of late, all that florence business... she said tell someone who cares, couldn't find anyone so i kept on telling you guys.

 

[Gazdalf]

I have that advantage too Bruce

Resident short arse me.

You, me and bruce for extras as oompah loompahs then?

Short is quality. forget elbow tit, hugs and breast faces every time.

 

[monty]

You, me and bruce for extras as oompah loompahs then?

Short is quality. forget elbow tit, hugs and breast faces every time.

We should have a how tall or short are you thread, that's three under five foot three

Me. I'm shrinking, was six foot lost half an inch in the last eight years

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Maybe you're cold?