Mutzo Nutzo
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Apparently, theres a family of hibernating water voles that are holding up destination Kirkby. They have taken up residence in a brook that needs to be diverted as part of Tesco's cunning masterplan. It would appear that its illegal to disturb these critters.So they will have to be moved on "sensitively" before they go into hibernation, as once this happens the whole plan will be scuppered!!
Source....daily Post
Source....daily Post