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Time to ditch Z-cars

new times, new stadium, time to move on... even for old, life-longers like me. Time to ditch Z-cars. I suggest running out to She Sells Sanctuary, The Cult.

Lead singer Ian Astbury. is a Blue.

Dumbest idea ever.

Unless we go out to the road to nowhere by talking heads
 

Better to commission a big new operatic version of Z-cars, to be performed Superbowl-style at the grand opening of the Dock.
Dancers in police uniforms caper about to a backdrop of Everton's finest moments.
 
Keep Z cars.
Looking forwards to Dan Friedkin referring to it as Zee Cars anyway.
More importantly do the words to ‘Royal Blue Mersey’ need updating to something more contemporary?
Oh we hate Bill Shankly and we hate St John, but most of all we hate Big Ron,
And we'll hang the Kopites one by one on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey,
To Hell with Liverpool and Rangers too, throw them all in the Mersey,
And we'll fight fight fight,With all our might for the boys in the Royal Blue Jersey,
Kopites are Gobsh*tes clap clap clap,
Kopites are Gobsh*tes clap clap clap,
Kopites are Gobsh*tes clap clap clap...
 

yeah,and let’s change our home strip to purple. A new stadium and new starts let’s change the name of the team as well.

If you don’t like z cars and the sirens you ain’t a blue.

Not only is it to be kept the siren should be louder and longer. Evening games we should have air raid lights beaming across the sky with a toffee tower picture.p beaming across the sky.

We have found our new home and we should celebrate it with everything Everton, the only thing we should not be taking from GP is Dyche, anything to do with Kenshite and Ashley Young.
 

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