Times you have 'bottled it'

[GrandOldTeam]

We all do from time to time.

Some young girl, about 18, 19 nocked at mine earlier, and I have no idea what for. I think she wanted me to sign up for something. Anyway, to avoid whatever it is she was wanting, I lied and said I was under 18 (ask Reidy, TD, monty, a2bchris and chico, I can easily get away with it ). Then she asked if anyone else was in, to which I said no.

And then, without a word of a lie, she leaned on the inside of the door frame, put a finger in her mouth and with a cheeky smile asks if she can come in and talk about it with me. Forgetting its probably somesort of sales ploy, at this point I well and truly bottle it and say 'am under 18 though, not much point though is there', she then laughs and says 'oh, we dont have to talk about this' *pointing at her bag*. At this point I giggled like a child, I actually pulled my collar a bit from my neck and politely declined. If it was somesort of sales ploy she was very, very good at it.

Would have loved to have been single and more cooler to see were that could have went.

So c'mon, times you have 'bottled it'

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

thats not bottling it . thats being a raving quegster

try going into a hospital to be present at a ceaserian. i went to the 1st and although i was going to bottle it the 2nd time, i was spared the indignity by mrs b.o.g. who announced that her mum was going in as quote "you was a waste of fookin space last time", 3rd one... didn't even get considered, then she got done as she said i would bottle out of the snip.

so anyway what was she selling ?

seen many a man bottle it when living in amsterdam, by the time they got their confidence back the curtain was always drawn and they had to settle for one of the rough ones on 'dirten straat'

 

[Sharpys top lip]

We all do from time to time.

Some young girl, about 18, 19 nocked at mine earlier, and I have no idea what for. I think she wanted me to sign up for something. Anyway, to avoid whatever it is she was wanting, I lied and said I was under 18 (ask Reidy, TD, monty, a2bchris and chico, I can easily get away with it ). Then she asked if anyone else was in, to which I said no.

And then, without a word of a lie, she leaned on the inside of the door frame, put a finger in her mouth and with a cheeky smile asks if she can come in and talk about it with me. Forgetting its probably somesort of sales ploy, at this point I well and truly bottle it and say 'am under 18 though, not much point though is there', she then laughs and says 'oh, we dont have to talk about this' *pointing at her bag*. At this point I giggled like a child, I actually pulled my collar a bit from my neck and politely declined. If it was somesort of sales ploy she was very, very good at it.

Would have loved to have been single and more cooler to see were that could have went.

So c'mon, times you have 'bottled it'

You Done What!!!!

 

[Chris]

Was stuck in a long traffic queue on the motorway at night and busting for a piss. I had a nafty coke bottle to hand, so I bottled it.*









*not strictly true. I pulled over and stood in the passenger door and pissed on the hard shoulder whilst some fat sweaty woman made whooping noises from her car window in the lane next to my car. I'd been at a festival though so didn't give 2 shits. I smelled like death in shorts and tshirt that day.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i predict that mrs danny has put you through the "fanny on a plate " test and will propose when you get home bladdered on sunday after celebrating a trouncing of the scruffs and euro qual.
ON NO ACCOUNT SHOULD YOU GO HOME ON SUNDAY NIGHT.

 

[a2b chris]

Danny she knocked at ours as well (to all others- we live about 4 doors away)
you forgot to mention she was Punk/goth looking, fat, no tits, ugly as f@ck.

think i scared her to death when i opened the door in my shorts- not a pleasant sight.

you still should of nailed her.

 

[zero]

We all do from time to time.

Some young girl, about 18, 19 nocked at mine earlier, and I have no idea what for. I think she wanted me to sign up for something. Anyway, to avoid whatever it is she was wanting, I lied and said I was under 18 (ask Reidy, TD, monty, a2bchris and chico, I can easily get away with it ). Then she asked if anyone else was in, to which I said no.

And then, without a word of a lie, she leaned on the inside of the door frame, put a finger in her mouth and with a cheeky smile asks if she can come in and talk about it with me. Forgetting its probably somesort of sales ploy, at this point I well and truly bottle it and say 'am under 18 though, not much point though is there', she then laughs and says 'oh, we dont have to talk about this' *pointing at her bag*. At this point I giggled like a child, I actually pulled my collar a bit from my neck and politely declined. If it was somesort of sales ploy she was very, very good at it.

Would have loved to have been single and more cooler to see were that could have went.

So c'mon, times you have 'bottled it'

Maybe she saw you were home alone and pointed to her bag because she had a six inch blade hidden in it that she was going to rob your house with.

Or maybe, you bottled it.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Danny she knocked at ours as well (to all others- we live about 4 doors away)
you forgot to mention she was Punk/goth looking, fat, no tits, ugly as f@ck.

think i scared her to death when i opened the door in my shorts- not a pleasant sight.

you still should of nailed her.

We clearly have different standards

She didn't seem fat to me, i'd go along with the others though

 

[Hayee]

Danny she knocked at ours as well (to all others- we live about 4 doors away)
you forgot to mention she was Punk/goth looking, fat, no tits, ugly as f@ck.

think i scared her to death when i opened the door in my shorts- not a pleasant sight.

you still should of nailed her.

oh thanks, nice to know you'll slág me off behind my back

 

[GrandOldTeam]

oh thanks, nice to know you'll slág me off behind my back

HAY-LEY

Take it your in college?

 

[Hayee]

HAY-LEY

Take it your in college?

spot on

answer my questions - you have a little brother! he got nasty once when you turned his telly off!! (dannys head - toy hoover)

 

[ToffeeDan]

Danny

She called round mine yesterday (someone on here must have given her everyone's addresses) and she was everything you dream of and more - you really missed out mate - she told me she wasn't doing 2nd calls.

TD

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

she's after the cigars !! did she work in costa ?
she wants the cohiba danny, do you have an oval office ?

 

[ToffeeDan]

she's after the cigars !! did she work in costa ?
she wants the cohiba danny, do you have an oval office ?

I gave her my cigar. It was smokin'

TD

 

[Tis Zoe Kendall Dont Cha]

onto this one then . teh gang wer all in the elm couple of years ago and this stange man came over to our table and picked me dads lighter up and pealed the barcode off and ran away .. :s strange init then i went up to teh bar and put a twil barcode next to me and he pick it up and ran away again so then me and me dad headed up to the game.. but on r way back to the pub wer were walking down winslow st and tha weird man chased me and em dad to teh pub wer [Poor language removed] r self though he was going to raipe us the [Poor language removed] freek !!! then the week after we found out he was called barcode billy he has a fetish for barcdoes .. :s what ever turns up on init :huh: