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Times you have 'bottled it'

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onto this one then . teh gang wer all in the elm couple of years ago and this stange man came over to our table and picked me dads lighter up and pealed the barcode off and ran away .. :s strange init then i went up to teh bar and put a twil barcode next to me and he pick it up and ran away again so then me and me dad headed up to the game.. but on r way back to the pub wer were walking down winslow st and tha weird man chased me and em dad to teh pub wer [Poor language removed] r self though he was going to raipe us the [Poor language removed] freek !!! then the week after we found out he was called barcode billy he has a fetish for barcdoes .. :s what ever turns up on init :huh:
 
by the look of her spelling and punctuation i reckon she's been spending too much time in the pub when she should be at school.
by bottled it danny wasn't referring to bottling someone.
 

GrandOldTeam said:
We all do from time to time.

Some young girl, about 18, 19 nocked at mine earlier, and I have no idea what for. I think she wanted me to sign up for something. Anyway, to avoid whatever it is she was wanting, I lied and said I was under 18 (ask Reidy, TD, monty, a2bchris and chico, I can easily get away with it :lol:). Then she asked if anyone else was in, to which I said no.

And then, without a word of a lie, she leaned on the inside of the door frame, put a finger in her mouth and with a cheeky smile asks if she can come in and talk about it with me. Forgetting its probably somesort of sales ploy, at this point I well and truly bottle it and say 'am under 18 though, not much point though is there', she then laughs and says 'oh, we dont have to talk about this' *pointing at her bag*. At this point I giggled like a child, I actually pulled my collar a bit from my neck and politely declined. If it was somesort of sales ploy she was very, very good at it.

Would have loved to have been single and more cooler to see were that could have went.

So c'mon, times you have 'bottled it'
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Lost count. To summarise, whenever i meet an attractive lady
 

I get a real laugh when I think I'm reading a new thread only to see I posted in it a few months back.

My age is starting to catch up to me.
 
Okokokokok here we go, here is my biggest regret in life. Years ago, when i was 16, we used to go to this girls house, my mate was seeing her mate who was 14, he is now married to her and has been since then, loves young dream comes true.

Anyway this girl was 21, she was tasty as pie. Now it had been a tough few years, my early career had been fairly decent, but i gotta say me and my mates were more interested in smoking weed and playing football and going to an All boys school i gotta say it was tough to get anything going, so yea im blaming all this on ring rust.

So anyway, my ruthless game of catch the birdy was starting to bear fruit, after a few little goodnight kisses i had finally nailed her down to her couch and we was getting hot and steamy, then she muttered the fateful words, "I want too, but not here", so me being a mere novice in this game called love, well my bottle went, now CLEARY the next words out of mouth should have been, "Well shall we go upstairs", I KNOW THIS NOW, but guess what our young stud did? Guess what wonderful words came out of our young studs mouth? "Well yea ok, i should be going soon anyway cos my mum will be wondering where i am".

Needless to say, the next day i was informed that last night was a mistake, maybe the age difference was an issue and maybe we should just be friends, CLOWNFACE! So there you go, i aint always been this red hot stud muffin, almost 20 years ago i let an older woman out of my sights and to this day i have never slept with a girl who is older than me.
 
When I was 14 or 15 and playing in the street outside. The wife of our neighbour who was in her late 30@s or early 40's called out of the bedroom window "would I like to come up and help her make the bed?"

I said No, I was playing football.:(
 
Wow Robert !!!

That's the sort of thing I only read about as it never has happened to me.

Alas, I'm still reading about it here on GoT. :lol:
 

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