Today’s Football 2019/20 Season

[maccavennie]

It's quite simple what we need to happen here

Every West Ham player to play the greatest game of their lives

Every rs player to play the worst they have all season

That might earn West Ham a respectable 3-1 defeat

 

[Toast]

How did the West Ham protest against the porno boys go before kick off ?

 

[maccavennie]

How did the West Ham protest against the porno boys go before kick off ?

They all got given a free porno mag each and were made up.

Protest over

 

[Toast]

They all got given a free porno mag each and were made up.

Protest over

Was in a post office before that has a magazine section.
Saw a few porn mags on the shelf.
Bet school kids don't even nick them anymore cos of the internet.

 

[maccavennie]

Was in a post office before that has a magazine section.
Saw a few porn mags on the shelf.
Bet school kids don't even nick them anymore cos of the internet.

Probably don't even know what a porn mag is. Like you said, they've all got mobile phones, ipads, apple watches, satellite dishes, MI5 passes, multiple WiFi codes, parents bank details, parents car keys, own cars, more pocket money than the parent brings home in a week and always have the largest bedroom in the house.

 

[Toast]

And 1-0

 

[Ring master]

That should be an easy save,

 

[maccavennie]

Great goalkeeping Fabzy you bellend.

 

[Walham Green Blue]

Here we go.....

 

[RomanReigns]

Swear every goalkeeper and defender in this league are secret Liverpool fans

 

[mahermi1]

Another goalie throwing one in for the team

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

And we’re off!

 

[maccavennie]

That should be an easy save,

No way he ain't getting a signed shirt for his mum for letting that in.

That was Hans Segars territory that

 

[Toast]

1-1

These keepers.

 

[RomanReigns]

Sniff it