Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
It is indeed a conundrum with no discernible solution....interesting you mention Wisdom and Crab in the same post...both suffer/suffered terrible homesickness on Merseyside. It's certainly a rum do...I don't know what the answer is. Dulwich also seems to have a bad affliction and even SV looks to be pining for france.
We need to start thinking outside the box. Maybe try to pull a Svengali and hypnotize them into thinking that they're already home?
At this point I'd be willing to try anything that would make Iwobi look like a competent footballer!
0-3... Game over Scotty Parker.