I spent ages convincing my dad and my friends that we should sign Heitinga in 2008, he joined Atleti afterwards and no one believed me. He joined us the year after, I genuinely bought the shirt and all lol
Other than that - used to watch a lot of lower league here (especially when I played?), that was fun. Helped coach a guy (I got injured a lot before I left for Scotland) who is now a very legit player in our highest tier. Top lad, a sponge for football knowledge, but it's good he made it cuz he was quite... dim.
Either way, we'd hit at least one as I said.
Holgate can gtf for this though, the tit. He should believe you