Today's Football 2017-18 Season

[tsubaki]

christ Souness is setting a high bar for chatting absolute rubbish here

"but look how the ball spins!"

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

Kane just missed a sitter (he was offside but no flag so it would have counted, but it's "Harry" isn't it ).

 

[Market trader]

Palace not really in the second half yet. Kane missing chance after chance; surely he will bury one before the end of the match.

 

[Ring master]

Serge Aurier has a hattrick of foul throws in one game lol,dont think ive ever heard that before,plus kane has one of the worst misses in same game,add to the decent save from palace keeper early on to keep score 0-0

 

[Ring master]

ALI trying to win the pen again

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

The state of Alli diving over the keeper there, the lad has no shame.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

Apparently you're not supposed to show aggression towards Alli these days. Contact sport?

 

[Big_nev]

DIVE!

Crystal Palace 0-0 Tottenham

Ooooh! That is another dive from Dele Alli - but there is no action taken from the referee. Should be a yellow card, no doubt, as he tumbles dramatically over Wayne Hennessey's dive to feet.

But don't worry, he's entitled to it or something, he felt contact and went down, he's in his rights to go down if he feels something.

Biggest bunch of cheats in the league.

 

[Market trader]

Kane finally scores...

 

[jaycee]

Feyenoord V PSV its like watching first division football,a long way from total football

 

[Ring master]

Kane finally scores...

Yep,looked like it was never comming

 

[ToffeeTim]

Kane is unbelievable. Massive goal that.

Palace in trouble with their injury list.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

Inevitable really.

 

[electricblue]

Never gives up does he, tremendous striker.

 

[Seathestars]

Kane though, unreal.