Today's Football 2018-19 Season

JobForTheMoyes · March 30, 2019

deipnosophist said:
@banno... on the subject of tights, when they came out, pantyhose were similarly controversial. Suspenders and stockings (a la Benny Hill) were seen as sexier ... and healthier for a ladiy’s garden in that air could get to it.

Suspenders and stockings are much sexier. I dare say it in these rather Presbyterian times, but there are few things more joyful than pulling off suspenders with one’s teeth. If only I could persuade the wife....

Lelouch · March 30, 2019

Wolves losing to Burnley and Huddersfield in last 3 games :oops:

deipnosophist · March 30, 2019

banno said:
Woah mate......think you are getting a little excited. Have a cold shower quick. lol

No, I’m not excited. I have just concluded a book written by an obstetrician and gynaecologist...and was just relating some historical detail I learned from it.

deipnosophist · March 30, 2019

JobForTheMoyes said:
Suspenders and stockings are much sexier. I dare say it in these rather Presbyterian times, but there are few things more joyful than pulling off suspenders with one’s teeth. If only I could persuade the wife....

You should arrange a dress up night with her...make it a really sexy occasion where both of your fantasies can be fulfilled.

JobForTheMoyes · March 30, 2019

deipnosophist said:
You should arrange a dress up night with her...make it a really sexy occasion where both of your fantasies can be fulfilled.

Haha - reminds me of that Only Fools And Horses! Wasn’t Rodney dressed like a Roman centurion?!?

marnie · March 30, 2019

deipnosophist said:
You should arrange a dress up night with her...make it a really sexy occasion where both of your fantasies can be fulfilled.

And invite her sister.That should liven things up.

roydo · March 30, 2019

Wowzers. Sheffield United not conceded at home for 10 hours.

Sheffield 2 3 Bristol City

JobForTheMoyes · March 30, 2019

Wish someone would crock Pogba - he is such an arrogant premadonna.

JobForTheMoyes · March 30, 2019

marnie said:
And invite her sister.That should liven things up.

Damn right - her sister is half her age!

FOXINPEACE · March 30, 2019

Our performance of the season this. Finally beat Bournemouth on our 8th attempt as well!

deipnosophist · March 30, 2019

JobForTheMoyes said:
I hate the way this league is so biased in favor of the top sides. We will always get screwed in favor of the RS, Watford will get screwed against Utd, etc etc

Yes mate, Here in NZ we have to pay an additional $15/month to receive the PL on Sky. This will be the last season I subscribe...I’m a bit over it all now. Of course I’ll still follow Everton’s fortunes...but I shan’t be arsed watching it.

KaiserEFC · March 30, 2019

Absolutely loving how we were Burnley’s final straw. Can just imagine Dyche in the dressing room after we smashed them beating a player with a boot growling something along the lines of “not that lot, anyone but that lot”