Today's Football - 2023/2024 Season

[Tommy Chong]

I bloody hate Barkley

Barkley and Gordon on the same pitch...

 

[TGW89]

2-2 Luton... right now I feel like Pascal Sauvage from the Johnny English film.

"Can't zis rotten leetle club just sit in line and do what it's told for FIVE STINKING MINUTES, my EVERTONIAN ARSE IT CAN!!"

 

[TGW89]

Barkley and Gordon on the same pitch...

If I had two bullets I'd still shoot Gordon twice. The ket haired little Claire Balding raggy meff.

 

[Tommy Chong]

If I had two bullets I'd still shoot Gordon twice. The ket haired little Claire Balding raggy meff.

Barkley's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, if you know what I mean.

You could tell him to go stand behind Gordon and he'll do it without hesitation, then you'll only need one bullet.

 

[James Roberts]

Barkley and Gordon on the same pitch...

All i will say is.. which one would play in this Sean Dyche team we have now?

 

[Tommy Chong]

All i will say is.. which one would play in this Sean Dyche team we have now?

Gordon probably, because our wingers are shocking!

The amount of rubbish crosses we put into the box today was unbelievable.

 

[James Roberts]

Gordon probably, because our wingers are shocking!

The amount of rubbish crosses we put into the box today was unbelievable.

but he cant track back and when he does he gives away freekicks....Southampton last season was an example

 

[Alan Whittle]

Palace losing 3-0 at Brighton.

Can someone check on @Alan Whittle

Inserting sharpened vegetables into an effigy of Hodgson.

 

[Tommy Chong]

but he cant track back and when he does he gives away freekicks....Southampton last season was an example

Yes, it'll be a tradeoff for sure, but we need better service into the box.

We could have won today if that was the case.

 

[jazzy]

Inserting sharpened vegetables into an effigy of Hodgson.

Keep this up and it will finish him off.

Happy with Steve Cooper?

 

[Alan Whittle]

Keep this up and it will finish him off.

Happy with Steve Cooper?

Happy with ******* Tommy Cooper after this.

 

[Runub]

Eze on for Palace second half. How come he didn’t start? Injured?

 

[James Roberts]

Yes, it'll be a tradeoff for sure, but we need better service into the box.

We could have won today if that was the case.

naaaa he would of jumped in to a silly tackle at the death and cost us a point

 

[Tommy Chong]

Happy with ******* Tommy Cooper after this.

How can you hate Woy man?!?

He's like the lovable harmless old granpa who sits in the lazy boy at the back of the living room at family gatherings.

Forgets everyone's name, but always has crazy stories of the old days and has sweets in the pockets of his cardigan for the young un's.

For shame!

 

[Runub]

Luton penalty?