Today's Football - 2023/2024 Season

[Nymzee]

yes

I mean he's not average is he lol stop being a sensationalist

 

[maccavennie]

I mean he's not average is he lol stop being a sensationalist

I've never been called a sensationalist before.

I think I'm going to pretend that it means I'm sensational.

Back on topic as to why Doku is very average - I think he complicates situations a lot more than he needs to.

BW

Mr Sensational

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I mean he's not average is he lol stop being a sensationalist

Depends on your definition of average I guess

At the top level, an average footballer is better than probably 99% of most people at playing football, but they could still be average for the level they’re at

 

[TheBigIguana]

Doku looks a very VERY average kind of footballer

Not sure how he’s supposed to do anything when the tactics are asking him to win 1v2 with no support

 

[Nymzee]

I've never been called a sensationalist before.

I think I'm going to pretend that it means I'm sensational.

Back on topic as to why Doku is very average - I think he complicates situations a lot more than he needs to.

BW

Mr Sensational

His end product decisions aren't quite there yet but he's a terrifying dribbler. Definitely not average.

 

[Nymzee]

Depends on your definition of average I guess

At the top level, an average footballer is better than probably 99% of most people at playing football, but they could still be average for the level they’re at

I presumed he meant he's an average PL player, which he's not.

 

[Everton1654]

I mean he's not average is he lol stop being a sensationalist

He's crap

 

[maccavennie]

His end product decisions aren't quite there yet but he's a terrifying dribbler. Definitely not average.

Slightly better than average then

 

[Goat]

Pep will have Doku out the side within 6 months.

Headless chicken.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Doku terrorised us when we played them at the Etihad

For 21 years old I’d say

 

[Tommy Chong]

Looks like City are having a bad day at the office, FFS.

I've never been called a sensationalist before.

I think I'm going to pretend that it means I'm sensational.

Back on topic as to why Doku is very average - I think he complicates situations a lot more than he needs to.

BW

Mr Sensational

Named after Christopher Lee's Star Wars character 'Count Doku'... So it's a yes from me.
Doesn't look like the force is with him today, though..

 

[maccavennie]

Doku terrorised us when we played them at the Etihad

For 21 years old I’d say

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Everyone terrorises us Mikey.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Named after Christopher Lee's Star Wars character 'Count Doku'... So it's a yes from me.
Doesn't look like the force is with him today, though..

 

[Nymzee]

How

 

[Tommy Chong]

HOW DID HE MISS THAT?!?!