Today's Football - 2023/2024 Season

[RomanReigns]

Ten Haag has balls to put mini me in defence against 6ft 4 haaland

 

[Tommy Chong]

Walker makes rashford look slow

He needs Maupay there to fire him up by saying something about his kids, which can only assume sounds normal in France, but comes off a bit noncey this side of the channel.

F'ing French weirdo.

And he's all ours next season, yaaaaaay!

 

[summerisle]

lol

 

[Nymzee]

Debated having an afternoon nap and this game has just confirmed what a great idea it would be.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Someone score, this is as boring as magnolia paint.

 

[Rita_Poon]

There's two yellow cards in that!

 

[Rita_Poon]

body check on Walker.
whoever went through the back of Haaland.

 

[toffeemeister77]

Come on City sink these.

 

[summerisle]

Simpler times.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Two faded boxers in the last chance saloon of their careers, one with still heavy hands the other evasive and defence minded.

They say styles make fights, and this bout is snoresville.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Moron!

 

[Nymzee]

Well.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Touch of the Paqueta's that! Var checking offside.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Well, well, well..

The plot doth thicken.

 

[Bristol Blue]

great defending