It's the Everton way mate...
When I think back to the last match of last season, 10 minutes of stoppage time! Every other game had ended. The final minutes of the whole 22/23 season were played at Goodison Park.
Which means that us Everton fans had to wait the longest to know what our fate was!
I don't know, but it felt intentional, like the footballing gods wanted to make us suffer until the literal last second of the season!
I'm calling it now... Our luck changes this season, starting tomorrow!