Today's football.

chrissyjack · May 30, 2014

Giz a goal, Ross

tonka1878 · May 30, 2014

Has he been on the roids??

Pienaar's gloves · May 30, 2014

If anyone can stake a claim in eight minutes, it is Ross.

Pat's Van · May 30, 2014

ross been on the steds

Matelot · May 30, 2014

Has Ross been hitting the gym? He looks huge.

quasi modo · May 30, 2014

Ross is a grock.

goodisoncliffHK · May 30, 2014

4 Everton players have taken part today - getting memories of Mexico '86 when Reidy, Steven, Stevens and Lineker transformed England's hopes. De ja vu?

toffeejack · May 30, 2014

Ivo said:
Whoever gets lallana next season is getting a top player. Impressive tonight. Spurs and the [Poor language removed] will bid for him out pricing us.

Come on Ross!

we're not even interested. he plays the same position as ross anyway, only room for one, i'd take barkley every day of the year

ijjysmith · May 30, 2014

That was so nearly the sex from the boss.

Jxg · May 30, 2014

Ivo said:
Whoever gets lallana next season is getting a top player. Impressive tonight. Spurs and the [Poor language removed] will bid for him out pricing us.

Come on Ross!

You're not serious, are you?

Based on today's performance I wouldn't pay more than £2m, which obviously isn't going to be accepted.