chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
When I were a wee lad a toilet was simple. Polish with the izal, yank the chain, hope the cistern doesn't come clattering on yer head and go.
Today, because the likes of private water companies keep spilling our drinking water so they can maximise the amount of money they send off to tory donors and overseas investors, we are encouraged to save this precious commodity.
As a result, toilet flushes have evolved ... and even after all these years I haven't worked it out.
There's a big button and a small button. On the one hand, a big button could mean a big flush to get rid of your jalfrezi. On the other hand, the big button could be a convenient target for your most used flush, to take the pee, so you don't accidentally hit the big flush and waste somebody else's wealth acquisition.
So which is it?
(All the awards etc).
Today, because the likes of private water companies keep spilling our drinking water so they can maximise the amount of money they send off to tory donors and overseas investors, we are encouraged to save this precious commodity.
As a result, toilet flushes have evolved ... and even after all these years I haven't worked it out.
There's a big button and a small button. On the one hand, a big button could mean a big flush to get rid of your jalfrezi. On the other hand, the big button could be a convenient target for your most used flush, to take the pee, so you don't accidentally hit the big flush and waste somebody else's wealth acquisition.
So which is it?
(All the awards etc).
