Toilet ... help please

[Bedfordblue]

Squeeze then wipe.

And front to back too, never EVER back to front.

 

[Bedfordblue]

It depends who installed it. Whatever button you choose to use the most important thing to remember is to wash your hands ya filthy beasts!

Poo found on every McDonald's touchscreen tested

Samples were taken from the new machines that have been rolled out at restaurants across the country.

metro.co.uk

Good Lord

Mind you imagine if it was just a case of Senior lecturer in microbiology at London Metropolitan University Dr Paul Matewele just poked his finger through while wiping and didn’t wash his hands prior to doing the swabs

 

[Clarky cat]

Good Lord

I’ll have ten human mcnuggets please…

 

[COYBL25]

Have you tried filling it with rice and running a big magnet over it ?

 

[chrismpw]

Not a single vote yet, ffs! Nobody knows, do they?!

 

[westychan]

When I were a wee lad a toilet was simple. Polish with the izal, yank the chain, hope the cistern doesn't come clattering on yer head and go.

Today, because the likes of private water companies keep spilling our drinking water so they can maximise the amount of money they send off to tory donors and overseas investors, we are encouraged to save this precious commodity.

As a result, toilet flushes have evolved ... and even after all these years I haven't worked it out.

There's a big button and a small button. On the one hand, a big button could mean a big flush to get rid of your jalfrezi. On the other hand, the big button could be a convenient target for your most used flush, to take the pee, so you don't accidentally hit the big flush and waste somebody else's wealth acquisition.

So which is it?

(All the awards etc).

Big button = long flush
Small button = short flush

 

[verreauxi]

The two button thing is very much a Euro/UK thing and is only making its way to the USA. No doubt, some highly-intelligent politician will claim it is "woke" to have two buttons.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Went to a Japanese restaurant in Farringdon once that had those Japanese space age bogs, never mind small and large buttons this thing was like a console on the USS Enterprise.
Hoop spray, heating, lighting, you name it this thing had a function for it
(No not that you perverts)

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Thought this was an old match thread...

 

[chrismpw]

Big button = long flush
Small button = short flush

How can you be so sure? This kind of thing destroys me.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

When I were a wee lad a toilet was simple. Polish with the izal, yank the chain, hope the cistern doesn't come clattering on yer head and go.

Today, because the likes of private water companies keep spilling our drinking water so they can maximise the amount of money they send off to tory donors and overseas investors, we are encouraged to save this precious commodity.

As a result, toilet flushes have evolved ... and even after all these years I haven't worked it out.

There's a big button and a small button. On the one hand, a big button could mean a big flush to get rid of your jalfrezi. On the other hand, the big button could be a convenient target for your most used flush, to take the pee, so you don't accidentally hit the big flush and waste somebody else's wealth acquisition.

So which is it?

(All the awards etc).

A part of ongoing conservation. You're spoiled in the UK with all your rain but all the water we have on this planet is already here so if everyone can save a little, it'll add up.

Please flush responsibly.™

 

[Tipp blue]

It depends who installed it and what button it corresponds to on the flush valve. Whatever button you choose to use the most important thing to remember is to wash your hands ya filthy beasts!

Poo found on every McDonald's touchscreen tested

Samples were taken from the new machines that have been rolled out at restaurants across the country.

metro.co.uk

Probably be better off licking the touch screens than eating the food they serve.

 

[Tipp blue]

Not a single vote yet, ffs! Nobody knows, do they?!

Nobody's arsed...

 

[davids]

High level chain pull cistern every time,changed the one in my flat for the double push button model,big mistake.

 

[Clarky cat]

The two button thing is very much a Euro/UK thing and is only making its way to the USA. No doubt, some highly-intelligent politician will claim it is "woke" to have two buttons.

In the UK the big and small buttons are already identifying as one another