Tom Cleverley

[Ivo]

Tom Cleverley may share the same initials as Tony Cottee and Tom Cruise, but his all time hero is actually Top Cat.

 

[Neveryourfault]

McCarthy easily Nogzy.

Funes Mori very likely.

Robles definitely.

That's just three.

Cleverly Free - 8 mill
Robles 100% would make profit
Mori 9.5 mill not so sure we would make on him
McCarthy 13 mill border line!!! might make a couple of million

Now lets look deeper

Niasse 50% loss
Mcgeady no big loss on transfer fee but massive wages £3 mill per year
Kone - Dont go into it

So hes not that bad for the balance sheet

 

[orly]

Cleverly Free - 8 mill
Robles 100% would make profit
Mori 9.5 mill not so sure we would make on him
McCarthy 13 mill border line!!! might make a couple of million

Now lets look deeper

Niasse 50% loss
Mcgeady no big loss on transfer fee but massive wages £3 mill per year
Kone - Dont go into it

So hes not that bad for the balance sheet

And the £40m proit we are going to make if we sell Lukaku.

Dunno, I hated him but we will profit on player trading

 

[Neveryourfault]

And the £40m proit we are going to make if we sell Lukaku.

Dunno, I hated him but we will profit on player trading

you can't include Lukaku he was a loan we never thought we could sign!!
Do you think Cleverley is that bad really?

 

[Ihaters]

Weren't clubs offering £20m for McCarthy?

When?

 

[LostLegend]

Cleverly Free - 8 mill
Robles 100% would make profit
Mori 9.5 mill not so sure we would make on him
McCarthy 13 mill border line!!! might make a couple of million

Now lets look deeper

Niasse 50% loss
Mcgeady no big loss on transfer fee but massive wages £3 mill per year
Kone - Dont go into it

So hes not that bad for the balance sheet

Why would we sell Robles at this point?

As for Funes Mori, despite him looking ropey for us for large portions of his time here, he is now an Argentina int. regular and a proven (mediocre) prem level defender. We would definitely make more than 9mil on him in today's market imo.

 

[Neveryourfault]

Why would we sell Robles at this point?

As for Funes Mori, despite him looking ropey for us for large portions of his time here, he is now an Argentina int. regular and a proven (mediocre) prem level defender. We would definitely make more than 9mil on him in today's market imo.

Defoe wouldn't sell Robles if you look I've always said with a run in the team he will come good!
Mori I liked him but he looks like he's getting worse not better I dont think you would make a profit on him at the moment

 

[Ihaters]

Just to say.. this thread is heading a little towards

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[orly]

you can't include Lukaku he was a loan we never thought we could sign!!
Do you think Cleverley is that bad really?

Yes Nogzy mate. I think Snivelley was the anthromorphic personification of everything that was wrong in the Martinez era and an grossly unfortunate by-product of the English game trying to finds its own Xavi / Iniesta and handing careers to the likes of him, Hendotosh and Jack Wilshere

And he's a cowardly little ratfink grass

 

[LostLegend]

Defoe wouldn't sell Robles if you look I've always said with a run in the team he will come good!
Mori I liked him but he looks like he's getting worse not better I dont think you would make a profit on him at the moment

I agree that Mori is not getting any better, but he arrived here with little reputation in the European leagues and only a few a international appearances.

He has shown he can cut it in the prem (although not to a high standard) and is now a regular starter for a top international team.

By those stats, his value will have increased due to his increased profile and the fact domestic managers will see him as less of a risk to sign.

That said, I hope we keep him... just not as first choice

 

[blue61]

Back on topic, just before orgasm, Tom Cleverly withdraws so as not to make a mess.

 

[mawders]

Tom cleverley wears a belt just in case his braces snap

 

[tmgc]

When Tom Cleverley was growing up, he had an imaginary friend called Norman who was a travelling insurance salesman from Dudley.

 

[Neveryourfault]

Yes Nogzy mate. I think Snivelley was the anthromorphic personification of everything that was wrong in the Martinez era and an grossly unfortunate by-product of the English game trying to finds its own Xavi / Iniesta and handing careers to the likes of him, Hendotosh and Jack Wilshere

And he's a cowardly little ratfink grass

Has he robbed your house lol

 

[DanB90]

Tom Cleverly always packs a pair of long-johns