Transfer Window Thread

[RFUS]

If you say "Twitter" backwards, it actually sounds like "Yarmolenko"

If you say Twitter in front of a mirror three times...

Then you've managed to step away from your laptop for 5 seconds, which is something we should all do.

 

[dinverro]

Probably because Inler was almost announced last week but then hit a snag until today.

Didn't know that sorry . Damnit

 

[Shipped]

Nothing's happened.

I bloomin know that but how likely does Yarmo, Mori look like happening damnit!

 

[sportbillyblue]

who interestingly is his coach at Kiev, be funny to see what he says about spurs

didn't know that, thanks.

I remember Rebrov going there with a deserved reputation ... and failing. Mind you same thing happened with his mate Shevchenko at Chelsea.

 

[Connor]

Worst thing about this is I can't make everton fifa formations with him in.

Just play him in a 2-3-3-1-1 formation as a floating inverted trequartista raumdeuter.

He will supply the passes for the advanced poacher Lukaku.

 

[Hibbertinho]

If he signs for us you know he's going to be rubbish on FIFA anyway.

His CG face will be that of the stock, standard issue one supplied to any aryan man on it... whereas you will be able to see every contour of Joe Allen's little elven mug... such is the contempt for Everton, the agenda runs right up to the EA sports graphics team.

 

[billytoffee]

Do we get a loan fee off Walton stripey lags FC if Gibbo goes down?

 

[marmor]

Twitter is like reality TV, a car accident, but you just can't turn away.

No worse than GOT Transfer Window Thread then

 

[AaronTheBlue]

hope yarmolenko happens but cant see it just yet tbh

 

[Furey1878]

Worst thing about this is I can't make everton fifa formations with him in.

Easy

Howard
Stones---Jags
Coleman-----------------Baines
McCarthy---Barkley
Yarmz-------------------Deulofeu
Mirallas
Lukaku​

 

[davek]

Easy

Howard
Stones---Jags
Coleman-----------------Baines
McCarthy---Barkley
Yarmz-------------------Deulofeu
Mirallas
Lukaku​

It's actually...

------------------------Howard

Y----------------------A------------R--------------M
-------------------O----------------------L
-------E------------------N---------------------K
-----------------------O

 

[germanblue]

Howard
Coleman Stones Jagielka Baines
Mccarthy Cleverley
Mirallas Yarmolenko
Lukaku Austin

 

[KUEFC09U2]

We get the surge of excitement everyday, then find out its all come from a jarg source and then bang its off

 

[MikeH72]

JUST HAPPEN

 

[Ehrlin]

Easy

Howard
Stones---Jags
Coleman-----------------Baines
McCarthy---Barkley
Yarmz-------------------Deulofeu
Mirallas
Lukaku​

That's not a defensive team.